Difference between you and your Boss !

When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.


When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.


When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.


When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.


When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.


When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.


When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.


When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it ’s because he’s overworked.

0 comments:

Can't find what you're looking for? Try Google Search!

Follow by Email

Related Posts with Thumbnails

My Blog List

  • Resist the Rogue - A mad man is in our midst. Those who think that this rhetoric will die down must realize that logic does not apply to this. We will keep up the heat. Our d...
  • Pahela Falgun Bangla Sms - চমকিবে ফাগুনের পবনে, পশিবে আকাশবানী শ্রবনে চিত্ত আকুল হবে অনুক্ষণ ...অকারণ... ♥ ♥ সহি কি করে সখি রে ~~ সখি রে ~~ বল না তারে ~~ ~~~~~~~~ ফাগুনের শুভেচ্ছা সবাই...