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PHONE BILL


The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...




Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.





Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.





Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.





Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones...













STYLE OF POLITICIAN




A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"





All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session.





After a long pause, the angry member acquiesced. "OK," he said, "I withdraw what I said.





Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

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