Funny Sleeping Style

Funny Sleeping Style

Celebrating Wedding Anniversary

Celebrating Wedding Anniversary

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh!

Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...

immediatel y he turned ninety!!!

Sensitive Question

Sensitive Question

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A rumor

University Of Oklahoma

University Of Oklahoma

One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "

And they say woman are dumb...

Sex Poster

Sex Poster

The Taipei city government Department of Health is facing most panic situation due to increase of STDs and abortion of the teenagers. They took several steps for the teenagers to use condoms during intercourse but all programs are in vain.

So they a published a poster. The above poster addresses the population that needs help the most. Although it is funny, its message is far from amusing. The bottom caption translates into: “Be careful, this is what could happen if you don’t wear a condom.”

The word, condom, translated from the Chinese reads: “avoid pregnancy cover” and “safety cover.” In the poster, the word is amusingly referred to as “insurance cover.”

New York, The Biggest Trade Centre

New York, The Biggest Trade Centre

Balancing Rock

Balancing Rock

Which Nose Do You Like?

Which Nose Do You Like?

ABC of FRIENDSHIP

ABC of FRIENDSHIP

ABC of Friendship.......

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elieves in "you"

(C)alls you just to say "HI"

(D)oesn’t give up ! ! on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust "be" with you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets your fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it

(U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don’t understand

(Y)ells when you won’t listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

Chinese Farmer Built Solar-Powered Water Heater From Beer Bottle

Chinese Farmer Built Solar-Powered Water Heater From Beer Bottle

Ma, a Chinese farmer has created his own solar-powered water heater out of beer bottles and hosepipes.

He used 66 beer bottles. The bottles are connected to each other so that water flows through them.

Sunlight heats the water when it passes slowly through the bottles before flowing into the bathroom as hot water.

Ma says that it needs enough hot water for all three members of his family to have a shower every day.

“I invented this for my mother. I wanted her to shower comfortably,” says Ma Yanjun, of Qiqiao village, Shaanxi province.

Marriage With Bee Dress

Marriage With Bee Dress

Li Wenhua and Yan Hongxia, a Chinese couple got married wearing clothes made of thousands of living bees.

They are beekeepers and work for the Nanhu forestry commission at Ning’an city in northern China.

Husband Li said: "I have been working with bees for two decades. I also wanted to set a world record for the biggest coat of bees - I put a queen bee on each of us but the only thing is it was impossible to count how many bees we had - I don't know if a guess is enough?"

His wife added: "It was an amazing feeling to have a carpet of living bees moving over my body. I could feel them as they moved around - it was amazing. I have always loved bees but this was a totally new experience."

Although the fact that most of their pals kept their distance, the couple were still happy with their new clothes.

Jokes Of The Day - Horse & Chicken

Jokes Of The Day - Horse & Chicken

A horse & a chicken live together in a farm. One day they are playing in a meadow.

The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes car back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and at this time the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!"

So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The Clinton Memorial

The Clinton Memorial

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT:

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT:

1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

3. Its an entry level position.

4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.

5. HMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!

6. I want it on my desk now !!!

7. If I've to lick one more I'll gag!

8. Just stick it in my box.

9. Mind if I use your laptop.

10. I need to whip it out by 7.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT:

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT:

1. Think you can get me off.

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. & the number one thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't.

3. Can you get him to drop his suit

4. For $200, she better be good.

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

6. Is it a penal offence?

7. Her attorney withdrew in the last minute.

8. Counseller, lets do it in chamber.

9. He is one hard judge.

10. Have you looked through her briefs.

Helpful Tips For Life

Helpful Tips For Life

No Tension

No Tension

The moment you are in tension

You will lose your attention

Then you are in total confusion

& you'll feel irritation

This may spoil your personal relation

Ultimately, you won't get co-opearation

And get things into complication

Then your BP may raise caution

And you have to take medication

Why not try understanding the situation

And try to think about the solution

Many problems will be solved by discussion

Which will work out better in your profession

Don't think it's my free suggestion

it is only for your prevention

If you understand my intention

You'll never come again into tension!!!

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