Wise Quote

"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."

Anonymous.


"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."

Chuck Tanner.


"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."

Anonymous.


"Procrastination gives you something to look forward to."

Joan Konner.


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a
good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.

George Burns


Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

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