TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT:

1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

3. Its an entry level position.

4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.

5. HMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!

6. I want it on my desk now !!!

7. If I've to lick one more I'll gag!

8. Just stick it in my box.

9. Mind if I use your laptop.

10. I need to whip it out by 7.