Bekkel with Teacher 01Bekkel: But I dont think I deserve zero on this paper.
Teacher: Neither do I, but its the lowest grade I can give you.
Bekkel with Teacher 02
Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Akkel: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Bekkel: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
New Teacher with Bekkel
New Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Bekkel: No, I'm Bekkel.
Bekkel with his mother
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Bekkel: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Bekkel: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
Bekkel with his Father
Bekkel: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Bekkel: Your name on this report card.
Bekkel Fathers & Teacher
Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son, Bekkel.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
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