A Renowned Philosopher & A Driver

A Renowned Philosopher & A Driver

A philosopher praised his driver highly. He thought that the driver listened every speech while his boss would easily answer questions about morality and ethics.

Then one day the driver approached the philosopher and asked if he was willing to switch roles for the evening's lecture. The philosopher agreed and, for a while, the driver handled himself remarkably well. 

When it came time for questions from the guests, a woman in the back asked, "Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?"

"That is an extremely simple question," he responded. "So simple, in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is exactly what he will do."

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Luxurious Ship

Car Pisses On Dog

Car Pisses On Dog

Doctor & Patient

Doctor & Patient

Patient to a doctor, I feel so sick I want to die!


Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.


“Well, if you wish,” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly.”


Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?


Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.


Doctor: Try getting up one hour later


Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?


Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it.


Doctor: Why?


Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label: Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.

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If You Are A Student & You Dont Want To Do Your Exercise Regularly Here Are Some Tips Which Will Help You For Not Doing Homework

I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.


I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.


I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.


I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.


I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.


I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.


I couldn't figure out whether I am the square of negative one or I am the square root of negative one.


I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee, and then I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.


I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.

Professor & student

Professor & student

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"


The student replied, "Here's an orange."


The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"

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Duplicate Obama