Parents of Monkey

Parents of Monkey

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Neglectful Parents of Britain Should be Punished

Neglectful Parents of Britain Should be Punished

Parents in Britain who refuse to pay child maintenance could have their passports and driving licences confiscated without a court order under tough new laws aimed at cleaning up the welfare system.

The Welfare Reform bill, which will be debated by lawmakers on Tuesday, also seeks to nudge single parents and people with health problems into employment and to make the long-term unemployed work for their state benefits. "For those who choose not to support their own kids, we will not stand by and do nothing.

If a parent refuses to pay up then we will stop them travelling abroad or even using their car," said work and pensions minister James Purnell. The government has dubbed the changes the biggest shake-up of the welfare system for 60 years but it has also come under criticism for tabling the reforms at a time of soaring unemployment and slumping economic activity.

God the Parents

God the Parents

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.


After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't." "Don't what?" Adam asked.


"Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied.


"Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Hey, Eve..we got Forbidden Fruit!"


"No way!" "Where?" "Don't eat that fruit!" said God. "Why?"


"Because I am your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.


"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the 'First Parent' asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied.


"Then why did you?" "I dunno," Eve answered. "She started it!"


Adam said. "Did not!" "DID so!" "DID NOT!"


Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own...thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.

Bekkel's Result

Bekkel's Result

Bekkel with Teacher 01

Bekkel: But I dont think I deserve zero on this paper.

Teacher: Neither do I, but its the lowest grade I can give you.

Bekkel with Teacher 02

Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?

Akkel: Yes, Sir.

Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

Bekkel: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

New Teacher with Bekkel

New Teacher: Are you chewing gum?

Bekkel: No, I'm Bekkel.

Bekkel with his mother

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

Bekkel: Because of absence.

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

Bekkel: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

Bekkel with his Father

Bekkel: Dad, can you write in the dark?

Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Bekkel: Your name on this report card.

Bekkel Fathers & Teacher

Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son, Bekkel.

Father: What's that?

Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.