R U A JEWISH

Proof that Jesus was…

Jewish:

1. He went into his father’s business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.


Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job.

3. His last request was a drink.


Puerto Rican:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was always in trouble with the law.

3. His mother did not know who his father was.


Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.


Black:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.


Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.

2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.