R U A JEWISH

R U A JEWISH

Proof that Jesus was…

Jewish:

1. He went into his father’s business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.


Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job.

3. His last request was a drink.


Puerto Rican:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was always in trouble with the law.

3. His mother did not know who his father was.


Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.


Black:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.


Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.

2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

Little Teddy’s doing very poorly in math, so his parents enroll him in Catholic school.

The first day home from St. Michael’s, he walks straight to his room to do his math homework.

After dinner Teddy marches back upstairs and starts calculating again.

His mother visits his room and says, “You’re working awfully hard!”

“Well,” Teddy replies, “today when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.”












An emperor needs a samurai and asks a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish sword master to each demonstrate his skills.

The Japanese samurai releases a fly from a matchbox. Whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops to the ground in two pieces.

The Chinese samurai opens his matchbox, and out pops a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops to the ground in four pieces.

The Jewish samurai releases a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword, but the fly continues to buzz around.

The emperor, perplexed, says, “You didn’t kill the fly.”

The Jewish samurai replies, “Right. But he will never mate.”

Funny Sms

Funny Sms

# You r 70%sweet, 75% lover,85% smart,90% good,100% Lucky. So u r totally.............(71+75+85+90+100)=420

# When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

# My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

# Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

# Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

# A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

# The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

# I've written a poem for you:Twinkle twinkle little star,you should know what you are,and once you know what you are,Mental hospital is not so far.

# What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

# When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r down people'll really behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

# This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?Animal Planet!

# If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

# Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

# Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

# If I ever go for a brain transplant I would like 2 use your brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

# Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

# Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

# Look at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

# Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

# Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

# Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

# The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

# When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

# I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I laugh again

# When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!

# Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

# Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

# Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don’t have brain... 2.-----I don’t have sense... 3.-----

# what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later.

# First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

# Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then I thought where the fuck is my roof

# If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

# I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

# The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

# girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

# ><(((:> I send this fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat
fish wont DIE:-)

# At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

# Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the Bathroom

# once a Sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? Sardar said there is written colestrol free

# Today is the international day of smart and attractive people send this to someone who fits the description; don’t. SEND IT BACK I'VE ALREADY RECIEVED HUNDREDS

# Some One.. Misses You.. Needs You Worries About You Lonely Without U Guess Who? The MONKEY IN ....THE ZOO....

# 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies

# Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

# When a guy tells u that he luvs u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean that.......!!!!!!........ he has enough space 4 another girl on the top...

# I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness, may his ass begin to itch & his hand grow shorter that he can't reach his ass to scratch.

# He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

# The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

# There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.

# Girl announced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about you!

# A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

# Which is the most confusing day in America?Thinking?Still thinking?Fathers day!

# Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man...!!

# There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

# If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.

# 3 monkeys are esceped from the zoo.breaking news! 1st monkey in the home and 2nd is eat the food in k.f.c and 3rd is readding a messages!

QUOTATION

QUOTATION

What’s another word for thesaurus? -- Steven Wright


Some are born great; some achieve greatness, & some hire PR officers. -- Daniel J. Boorstin


Build a man a fire, & he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, & he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. ----- Terry Pratchett


Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. -- Dave Barry


And my parents finally realize that I’m kidnapped & they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room. -- Woody Allen


You can only be young once but you can be immature forever. -- Dave Berry


You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today & we don’t know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeners


I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. -- Les Dawson


Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright


The pen is mightier than the sword, & considerably easier to write with. -- Marty Feldman


Memory is a strange bell
Jubilee & knell -- Emily Dickinson


See, now they vanish,
The faces & places, with the self which, as
It could loved them,
To become renewed, transfigured, in another pattern. -- T.S.Eliot

FUNNY STORY

FUNNY STORY

AMAZING TALE…………..

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.

He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, “If I could only see the world, I will marry you.”

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, “Now you can see the world, will you marry me?”

The girl looked at her boyfriend & saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn’t expected that.

The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left her in tears & days later wrote a note to her saying:

‘TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR EYES, MY DEAR, FOR BEFORE THEY WERE YOURS, THEY WERE MINE.’

FUNNY INFORMATION

FUNNY INFORMATION

DID YOU KNOW?.......

Screaming & Belting are both terms that some people use to describe a powerful dynamic voice.

This in turn creates confusion as to the methods used to acquire this skill & causes many singers to harm their voices by using destructive methods instead of healthy ones!

* Put in the Power; less is More! One of the most common mistakes is to exhale too much air when sounding a note. This places pressure on the vocal chords which as well as causing strain, prevents them from working at their optimum.

* Be in Control! Using the abdominal muscles & diaphragm correctly allows the singer to control the amount of airflow.

* Rehearse as many times as possible. But don’t overdo it!

TAKE A BREAK

MATHEMATICS

Romance

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


Office Arithmetic

Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime


Shopping

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A man will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.


General Equations & Statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

THE THREE BILLY-GOATS GRUFF

THE THREE BILLY-GOATS GRUFF

Once upon a time there were three billy-goats called Gruff.

One fine day, the three billy-goats Gruff set off up the hillside. They were going to look for some sweet grass to eat so that they could grow fat.

On the way up the hillside, the three billy-goats Gruff came to a river. On the other side of the river was a beautiful meadow. In the meadow was the finest grass they had ever seen.

There was a wooden bridge over the river. Under the bridge there lived an ugly troll. People were afraid to cross the bridge because of the troll. Every time he heard footsteps on the bridge, he popped out and gobbled up the person who was trying to cross.

The three billy-goats Gruff were very frightened at the thought of the troll. Yet they longed to eat the sweet grass in the meadow, on the other side of the river.

After a while, the youngest billy-goat Gruff said that he would be the first to try to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, went the hooves of the youngest billy-goat Gruff on the wooden bridge.

Out popped the troll’s ugly head. He was so ugly that the youngest billy-goat Gruff nearly fell down with fright. “Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?” roared the troll.

The youngest billy-goat Gruff spoke in a tiny voice. “It’s only me, the littlest billy-goat Gruff, ” he said. “I’m going to the meadow to make myself fat.” “Then I’m coming to gobble you up,” roared the troll.

“Oh! No! Please don’t gobble me up,” said the youngest billy-goat Gruff, in a tiny voice. “I’m far too little and not at all fat. Wait until the second billy-goat Gruff comes along. He’s much fatter than I am. ”

“Very well,” said the troll. “Be off with you! I’ll wait until the second billy-goat Gruff comes along.” So the youngest billy-goat Gruff crossed the bridge and skipped off into the meadow to eat the sweet grass.

Then the second billy-goat Gruff said that he would try to cross the bridge. Trip, trap, trip, trap, went the hooves of the second billy-goat Gruff on the wooden bridge.

Out popped the troll’s ugly head. He was so ugly that the youngest billy-goat Gruff nearly fell down with fright. “Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?” roared the troll.

The second billy-goat Gruff spoke in a rather soft voice. “It’s only me, the second billy-goat Gruff,” he said. “I’m going to the meadow to make myself fat.” “Then I’m coming to gobble you up,” roared the troll.

“Oh! No! Please don’t gobble me up,” said the second billy-goat Gruff, in his rather soft voice. “I’m not very big and not very fat. Wait until the third billy-goat Gruff comes along. He’s very big and very fat. ”

“Very well,” said the troll. “Be off with you! I’ll wait until the third billy-goat Gruff comes along.” So the second billy-goat Gruff crossed the bridge and skipped off into the meadow to eat the sweet grass.

Then at last, up came the eldest billy-goat Gruff, to try to cross the bridge. He was a very big billy-goat. His beard was long and his horns were almost fully grown.

TRIP, TRAP, TRIP, TRAP, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, went the hooves of the eldest billy-goat Gruff on the wooden bridge.

Out popped the troll’s ugly head. He was so ugly that the youngest billy-goat Gruff nearly fell down with fright. But he did not show it. He only stamped his hooves harder - TRIP, TRAP, TRIP, TRAP, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!

“Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?” roared the troll. The eldest billy-goat Gruff’s voice was even louder and gruffer than the troll’s voice. “It’s me, the biggest billy-goat Gruff,” he bellowed.

“Then I’m coming to gobble you up,” roared the troll.
“Oh no you are not!,” bellowed the eldest billy-goat Gruff. “I’m coming to gobble you up! ” And he stamped his feet even louder; TRIP, TRAP, TRIP, TRAP, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!

After that, the eldest billy-goat Gruff butted the troll with his big horns. The troll fell off the bridge and into the river.

The ugly troll fell head first into the deep water. There was a mighty splash and he did not come up again.

So that was the end of the ugly troll.

From this time on, people went over the bridge without fear. Never again did the troll pop his head out from under the bridge to roar,“Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?”

Then the three billy-goats Gruff lived happily in the meadow on the hillside. They ate the sweet grass and they really did get fat.

Funny Sms

Funny Sms

# Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.

# When You give your heart When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, coz broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks.

# One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life. You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

# In my life I learned how to love to smile to be happy to be strong to work hard to be honest to be faithful to forgive but I couldn't learn how to stop remembering you.

# if one day u feel like crying. CALL ME i don't promise u that. i will make u laugh but i can cry with u if one day u want 2 run away. don't b afraid to call me. i don't promise 2 ask u 2 stop but I can run with u if one day u don't want 2 listen ANY BODY! call me and.... i promise 2 b very quiet but.... if one day u call & there is no answer.. come fast 2 see me... perhaps I need u..

# system of love Jan-ROSE, Feb-PROPOSE, Mar-GIFT, Apri-LIFT, May-CHATING, June-DATING, July-Miss U, Aug-MEET U, Sep-ANGER, Oct-DANGER, Nov-LEFT, Dec-NEXT...

# 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don't have 2 bother about missed calls..
4. Don't have to worry about how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don't have 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

# Keep.....................IN TOUCH WITH ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!

# positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly

THE GINGERBREAD BOY

THE GINGERBREAD BOY

Once upon a time, there was a little old woman and a little old man. They lived by themselves in a little old house. They had no little boys and no little girls.

One day, the little old woman said to the little old man, “I shall make a little boy out of gingerbread.” “I shall make his eyes from 2 fat currants. I shall make his nose and mouth from bits of lemon-peel. I shall make his coat from sugar.”

So the little old woman mixed the gingerbread. She cut out the little boy’s head, his arms and his lehs. She patted them out flat on a baking tin.

Then the little old woman put 2 fat currants for his eyes. She put bits of lemon-peel for his nose and his mouth. She made his coat from sugar.

The little old woman put the gingerbread boy into the oven to bake. “Oho!” she cried. “Now I shall have a little gingerbread boy of my own. ” Then she went about her work.

Soon it was time for the little gingerbread boy to be baked. As the little old woman went to the oven, she heard a tiny little voice. It said, “Let me out! Let me out!”

Then the little old woman ran to open the oven door. As she did so , out popped the little gingerbread boy.

The little gingerbread boy hopped and skipped across the kitchen floor. He saw the door of the kitchen standing open and out he ran.

Down the street ran the little gingerbread boy. After him ran the little old woman and the little old man. “Stop! Stop! Little gingerbread boy!” they cried.

But the little gingerbread boy only looked back and cried,
“Run, run, as fast as you can,
You can’t catch me,
I’m the gingerbread man! ”

And they could not catch him.

The little gingerbread boy ran on and on. Soon he met a cow. “Stop! Stop! Little boy!” said the cow. “You look very good to eat.” But the little gingerbread boy only ran faster.

“I have run away from a little old woman and a little old man, ” cried the little gingerbread boy.

“I can run away from you, I can.”
“Run, run, as fast as you can,
You can’t catch me,
I’m the gingerbread man! ”

And the cow could not catch him.

The little gingerbread boy ran on and on. Soon he met a horse. “Stop! Stop! Little boy!” said the horse. “You look very good to eat.” But the little gingerbread boy only ran faster.

“I have run away from a little old woman and a little old man, and a cow,” cried the little gingerbread boy. “I can run away from you, I can.”
“Run, run, as fast as you can,
You can’t catch me,
I’m the gingerbread man! ”

And the horse could not catch him.

The little gingerbread boy ran on and on. He began to feel very proud of his running. “No one can catch me,” he said. Just then he met a sly old fox. “Stop! Stop! Little boy!” said the fox. “ I want to talk to you.”

“Oho! You can’t catch me! ” said the little gingerbread boy and he began to run faster. The fox began to run after the little gingerbread boy. The little gingerbread boy began to run faster still.

But the little gingerbread boy only looked back and cried, “I have run away from a little old woman and a little old man, a cow and a horse,” cried the little gingerbread boy. “I can run away from you, I can.”
“Run, run, as fast as you can,
You can’t catch me,
I’m the gingerbread man! ”

“I don’t want to catch you,” said the sly old fox. “I just want to talk to you.” But the little gingerbread boy kept on running. And the fox kept on running.

Soon the little gingerbread boy came to a river. He stopped at the river bank and the fox came running up. “Oh! What shall I do?” cried the little gingerbread boy. “I cannot cross the river.”

“Jump on my tail,” said the fox, “and I will take you across the river.” So the little gingerbread boy jumped onto the fox’s tail. The fox began to swim across the river.

Soon the fox turned his head and said, “ Little gingerbread boy, you are too heavy for my tail. You will get wet. Jump up on my back.” So the gingerbread boy jumped onto the fox’s back.

The sly old fox swam a little further out into the river. Then he turned his head again and said, “Little gingerbread boy, you are too heavy for my back. You will get wet. Jump onto my nose. ”

So the little gingerbread boy jumped onto the fox’s nose.

Soon the fox reached the other side of the river. As soon as his feet touched the bank of the river, he tossed the gingerbread boy into the air. The fox opened his mouth and snap went his teeth.

“Oh dear!” said the little gingerbread boy, “I am one quarter gone!” Then he cried, “I am half gone!” Then he cried, “I am three-quarters gone!” And after that, the little gingerbread boy said nothing more at all.


MOTTO : TROUBLE OFTEN COMES TO THOSE WHO BOAST .

SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DWARFS

SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DWARFS

Snow White lives with a beautiful Queen. The Queen has a magic mirror. The Queen likes to look in her magic mirror. She says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, “You are the fairest,” and the Queen is pleased.

One day the Queen looks into her magic mirror and says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, ”Snow White is the fairest.”

The Queen is angry. She says to a man, ”Go with Snow White and kill her."

Snow White and the man go off into the forest. Snow White says, “Please do not kill me I will make my home here in the forest. You can say that you killed me. I will not go home to the Queen”

“Of you go then,” says the man. Snow White goes off into the forest. She sees a little white house. She stops to look at it.

Snow White looks into the little house. No one is at home. She goes in. All the things in the house are little. Snow White gets into one of the little beds.

Some dwarfs live in the little house. They come home and see Snow White in bed. “Who I s this girl?” they say.

Snow White gets up. She sees the dwarfs. “Please help me” she says. “The Queen wants to kill me.” “You can live here with us,” say the dwarfs. Snow White thanks the dwarfs.

The dwarfs go off into the forest to work, and Snow White works in the house all day.

One day the Queen looks into her magic mirror and says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, “Snow White is the fairest.” “What?” says the Queen. “Snow White is not here. She is dead.” “No,” says the mirror. “Snow White is not dead. She lives with some dwarfs in a little white house in the forest.”

The Queen is angry. “I have to kill Snow White,” she says. She gets some apples. One of the apples is big and red. The Queen puts poison on the big red apple.

The Queen puts on her black cloak. She goes to look for Snow White. She comes to the little white house and says, “Can I come in?”

Snow White looks to see who is there. The Queen says, “Here is a big red apple for you.” She gives Snow White the apple with poison on it.

Snow White likes apples. She thanks the Queen and has one bite of the apple. Then she falls down as if she is dead. The Queen is pleased.

The Queen goes home and looks in her magic mirror. She says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?” “You are the fairest,” says the mirror.

The dwarf come home and think that Snow White is dead. “What can we do?” they say.
A Prince comes to the house. He sees Snow White and stops to look at her. “What a beautiful girl” he says. He picks Snow White up, and the piece of poisoned apple falls from her mouth. Snow White looks at the Prince.

The Prince says to Snow White, “Please marry me.” “Yes” says Snow White. She thanks the dwarfs, and then she goes away with the Prince.

The Queen says to her magic mirror, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?” “Snow White is the fairest, and she is going to marry the Prince,” says the mirror. The Queen is so angry that she falls down dead.

Snow White and the Prince get married. Everyone is very happy.

MOTTO : BE HAPPY WHAT YOU HAVE

Wise Sms

Wise Sms

# What touches us the most is... Being hurt by some1 U Trust A Lot... .... OR .... Being Trusted by some1 U have Hurt a Lot

# Coincidence decides whom U meet in life, Ur heart decides whom U want to stay in ur life. Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life

# Don’t take life too SERIOUSLY, Always find time to LAUGH... Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur LIFE, But adds more life to ur Years

# The happiest people don't have EVERYTHING in life. They just make the BEST of everything that life brings their way

# DREAM makes all things possible. HOPES makes all things work. LOVE makes all above possible so always SMILE!

# Care is the sweetest form of Love, so when any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"

# Life is only traveled ONCE, Today's MOMENT becomes TOMORROW's MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.

# Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it. Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE. Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !

# Life ends when you stop DREAMING, Hope ends when you stop BELIEVING and Love ends when you stop CARING. So Dream, Hope and Love...Makes Life Beautiful

# Don`t hurt anyone! It only takes few seconds to HURT people you love and it takes years to HEAL.

# It takes years to BUILD Trust but few seconds to DESTROY it

# The Fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the Goodness of a person spreads in all directions

# When the creature creates the human same, his Structure, Blood, Mind, Kind Thinking for others. Then only our politicians divide us only for their own benefits, governments to get the power . We think all human beings are same then why we are separate from other nations.

# Life gives in 3ways :
It says yes and gives u what u Want;
Says no and gives u something Better;
It says wait and gives u the Best.

# Rules of Life :
Assume Nothing,
Expect Little,
Do More,
Demand Less,
Smile Often,
Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,
Pray Always,
Cry Once for missing me everyday.

# Enjoy your life TODAY Because YESTERDAY Has Gone and TOMORROW may never come.

# Kindness in words creates CONFIDENCE,Kindness in thinking creates PROFOUNDNESS,Kindness in giving creates LOVE.

# To love is Nothing,To be loved is Something,To love and be loved is Everything

# The most Selfish one letter word..........."I" -- Avoid it.
The most Satisfying two-letter word........"WE" -- Use it
The most Poisonous three-letter word......."EGO" -- Kill it.
The most Used four-letter word........"LOVE" -- Value it.
The most Pleasing five-letter word......."SMILE" -- Keep it.
The fastest Spreading six-letter word......"RUMOUR" -- Ignore it.
The hardest Working seven-letter word....."SUCCESS" -- Achieve it.
The most Enviable eight-letter word......."JEALOUSY" -- Distance it.
The most Powerful nine-letter word......."KNOWLEDGE" -- Acquire it. The most Essential ten-letter word......"CONFIDENCE" -- Trust it

# May U find hundreds of reasons to smile today andMay U be the reason for someone else to smile always Have a nice day.....

# Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day

# Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE