Showing posts with label oral message. Show all posts
Showing posts with label oral message. Show all posts

Classic Jokes

- What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?

- There is no difference: the both are the best when they cold on table.






A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.

After one month the woman says:- I can not proceed in this manner.And she suicides.

After another month, the sailors say:- We can not proceed in this manner.And they bury the woman.

The next month, the sailors say:- We can not proceed in this manner.
And they dig up the woman.







- How children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?

- On the fingers!







- Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the yard?

- Shut up, and give me more bullets.

R U A JEWISH

Proof that Jesus was…

Jewish:

1. He went into his father’s business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.


Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job.

3. His last request was a drink.


Puerto Rican:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was always in trouble with the law.

3. His mother did not know who his father was.


Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.


Black:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.


Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


But the most compelling evidence of all - proof that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.

2 . He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

Cat With Hypnotic Eyes


"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You're under!"

That was a line from amazing hypnotist character Kenny Craig from the 'Little Britain' award-winning British TV series.

We don't know about you, but we think our two-year-old Saudi kitty above has very hypnotic eyes. Just keep looking into them, and you will soon be under their spell.

Kitty has one brown eye and one blue eye and is a mixture of Persian and Siamese. And Kitty comes from Riyadh.

Joke of the Day

Little Teddy’s doing very poorly in math, so his parents enroll him in Catholic school.

The first day home from St. Michael’s, he walks straight to his room to do his math homework.

After dinner Teddy marches back upstairs and starts calculating again.

His mother visits his room and says, “You’re working awfully hard!”

“Well,” Teddy replies, “today when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.”












An emperor needs a samurai and asks a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish sword master to each demonstrate his skills.

The Japanese samurai releases a fly from a matchbox. Whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops to the ground in two pieces.

The Chinese samurai opens his matchbox, and out pops a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword, and the fly drops to the ground in four pieces.

The Jewish samurai releases a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword, but the fly continues to buzz around.

The emperor, perplexed, says, “You didn’t kill the fly.”

The Jewish samurai replies, “Right. But he will never mate.”

Funny Sms

# You r 70%sweet, 75% lover,85% smart,90% good,100% Lucky. So u r totally.............(71+75+85+90+100)=420

# When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

# My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

# Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

# Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

# A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

# The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

# I've written a poem for you:Twinkle twinkle little star,you should know what you are,and once you know what you are,Mental hospital is not so far.

# What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

# When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r down people'll really behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

# This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?Animal Planet!

# If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

# Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

# Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

# If I ever go for a brain transplant I would like 2 use your brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

# Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

# Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

# Look at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

# Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

# Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

# Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.

# The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.

# When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

# I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I laugh again

# When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!

# Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

# Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

# Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don’t have brain... 2.-----I don’t have sense... 3.-----

# what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later.

# First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

# Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then I thought where the fuck is my roof

# If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

# I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

# The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

# girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

# ><(((:> I send this fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat
fish wont DIE:-)

# At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

# Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the Bathroom

# once a Sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? Sardar said there is written colestrol free

# Today is the international day of smart and attractive people send this to someone who fits the description; don’t. SEND IT BACK I'VE ALREADY RECIEVED HUNDREDS

# Some One.. Misses You.. Needs You Worries About You Lonely Without U Guess Who? The MONKEY IN ....THE ZOO....

# 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies

# Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

# When a guy tells u that he luvs u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean that.......!!!!!!........ he has enough space 4 another girl on the top...

# I pray to God that any person who tries to fuck ur happiness, may his ass begin to itch & his hand grow shorter that he can't reach his ass to scratch.

# He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

# The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

# There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.

# Girl announced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about you!

# A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

# Which is the most confusing day in America?Thinking?Still thinking?Fathers day!

# Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man...!!

# There's a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

# If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.

# 3 monkeys are esceped from the zoo.breaking news! 1st monkey in the home and 2nd is eat the food in k.f.c and 3rd is readding a messages!


LOVE SMS

# As I feel the tear go down my cheek,I notice that my heart is weak,For the love I have for you,Will always be gold and true,I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,But know my love will always last,Even though we are a distance apart,You always have the key to my heart.

# A person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who still sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believe the smile on your face.

# Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!

# To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!

# U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad. Luv U

# Love ur life coz life is a long journey to go. Life is a game yet to be played more. Life is a question yet to be answered more. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. So live ur life as long as u can. Every moment is lovable in life.

# Luv is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!

# Never ask for a kiss, just take it.Never ask for a hug, just give it.Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.Never say I can't live without u, say I live for U

# Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!

# Luv doesn't ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv doesn't ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn't ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn't ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv doesn't ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.

# To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching... is the miracle called Love.

# People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

# I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!

# Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.

# Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they'll luv u back! Don't expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content it grew in urs.

# I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

# Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up smiling about the one u dream of.

# When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I'll always luv u.

# Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed; to those who still need love even though they've been hurt before.

# I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when I'm just a someone to u.

# IF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE R MISSING U .I M ONE OF THEM .IF ONE PEOPLE IS MISSING U THATS ME .IF NO ONE IS MISSING U .BE SURE I M DEAD,

GOODNIGHT SMS

# Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to keep you blessed in life a& a prayer to protect you always.Good night!

# LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart saying good night.

# They say life ends when you stop dreaming,hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring.So dream,hope and love... Good night!

# As the day turns into night,keep your worries out of sight!No matter how tough the world may seem,you still deserve the sweetest of dreams. Good night!

# A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

# Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

# somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

# As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.

# Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

# I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

# If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kipscum us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...

# Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u

# Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time

# Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

# Ur d reason why I hav sleepless nights. Ur d reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It's u dat I'm thinking of when I lay down at night...

# Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

# I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

# da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed.Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

# If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much.

# Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..ilnvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u

# A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

# Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

# I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

# Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz

# Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

# As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

# Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

# On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

# Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.

# Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

# I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......Close ur @@ eyes da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

# If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...

# If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much.

# Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u

# Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!

# I wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!

# Hey u!!!Hey u!!!Yes u...the cute one...holding this phone!are you asleep?Juste wanted 2 say Good Night..!

# Hi,I know u r sleeping now.so i dont wand to disterb u.but this "beeb beeb" is my sweet kiss.i wil give it againe.so keep in touch

# May be u are busy or tired by the end of the day, just wana tell you 143, GOOD NIGHT before I sleep

# Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.

# Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of1. Arrogant2. Sweet3. Egoistic4. Lively5. Playful6. smart7. Honest8. Shy9. Confident10.HyperBe Honest while you reply. Good Night

# The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B'coz when u give sum1 ur time. You're givin them a portion of life that U never get back. Good Night Friend

# Smiling is the second best thing u can do by ur lips, Of course u know the 1st...? Stop thinking weird... stupid its keeping ur mouth shut.

# I wish I would there to hold u tight,instead of saying this loving gud nite.hunny

# My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams SAM

# No sweet thoughts to forward....no cute graphics to send....just a...caring heart saying... gudnyte take care

# As the day turns into night,keep ur worries out of sight,close ur eyes n go to sleep,for all the good times are urs to keep.sweetest dreamz

# A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams

# Darkness is every ware.the birds r back there home.road are quiteevery body is sleeping.but i m notu know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night

# No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!

# In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite

# ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu

# LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

# Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.

# do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..

# I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.

# When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.

# Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....

# A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!

# can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)

# Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!

# Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.

# The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.

# As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.

# My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

# Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.

# Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!

#Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night.

# My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

# Touch ur heart, close ur eyes, make a whish, say good nite, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep tight

# sending u 1000 smiles.take one 4 now and remaining 999 under u,r pillow.pick out 1 every time u think of me,because i want 2 see u smiling alwaye.You are my sunshine. and i miss you at night. will you be my moon? goodnight.

# I wish that God would hold u tight.I hope that angels will keep u in site.Now just2make sure u feel all rite,I'm gonna wish u a wonderful Night!

# Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline,All passengers on bed, hug ur pillowsAs the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjy ur time ;) GOOD'NITE!

# No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Good Nite!

# sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say please sleep"gud night"

# Remember that each time u fall ..I'll nvr let u reach the ground..Trust me..il always be around.gudnight

# My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mie . it mean alot , cos its my way of showing you tat i care . good nite =)

# Tonight i'm going to sleep earlier b'coz i want to see u in my dream very early. gud night .

# I'm sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night & a prayer to protect until morning. GOOD NIGHT!! SLEEP TIGHT!!

# look...the moon is calling u ...see the stars r shining for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!

# I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!!

# U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....

# G-o to Bed O-ff the light O-ut of tension D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up earlier H-ave nice thought T-hank the GOD.. Nazo

# you live in ur dreams,but dreams may die. dont get shattered,never ever cry.da world is big &has lots 2 give,pick up a new dream,4 dats da way 2 live.Good NighT. # In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite # My gentle micks u are a star that shines so brite .lovin u is a pleasure. my diamond i wish u good night.

# "do not count what u have lost. just see what u have now, because past never comes back but sometimes future can give u back ur lost things! 'good night'.

# Love sweet as sugar, bitter if you dont know it better.bed the best place to think of memories which put u to sleep,telling u goodnite.

# Soft speech cleanheart peaceful eyes focusedmind and determined decision . with gods love always make u winner in life. god bless you

# Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

# Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT..

# Close your eyes,Concentrate your mind & Pray to god about the thingsThat you want most. GOD must fulfill your prayer...Have a nice sleep...











FRIENDSHIP SMS

# There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links our hearts together even if we walk separate roads of life.

# The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember.

# I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

# I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

# Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life.

# A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.

# U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

# A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

# Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

# One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces

# Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.

# Sometimes in life, we tend 2 run so fast that we don’t notice firends r running with us, we only notice them when we fall & they stop 2 pick us up.

# Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, fingers brothers & sisters, but a loving friend is blood! So, always keep flowing regularly. Gud Day!

# Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to play by rules & then u must forget the rules & play from ur Heart.

# I have opened an emotional account for u in my heart. Deposit ur friendship in it and I'll make sure that U receive the interest as long as I'm alive.

# Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When u r right, no one remembers, but when u r wrong, no one forgets. Don't worry! I'm here to remember ur rights and forget ur wrongs.

# Friendship is a bridge between U n Me, when u r sad & lonely cross it, I'll wait on the other side forever & if u r afraid, just tell me, I'll cross it for U.# A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U. # Friendship is like an onion,which has a lot of layers.It`ll add teste to ur life.but if u try to cut it u`ll got tears in ur eyes.

#If u try to forget me i`ll brek 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32.All o fur yellow teeth.

# In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close ur eyes and follow ur heart coz heart may be in left but it is always right

# A friend is someone who always hold ur hand.No matter how close or far aparty always be with u.A friend is some one who knows all about and still love.

# Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you........ # A REAL FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO SEES THE 1ST DROP OF UR TEARS,CATCH THE 2ND DROPE,STOP THE 3RD DROPE,AND REPLESS THE 4TH DROPE WITH SMILE & JOYS. # Friendship is a bridge between us.I if u are alone cross it & come to me.i`ll give u company.but if are affride tell me i`ll cross the bridge for u.

# The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship. # In The Flower My Rose Is You, In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You, In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You, That's Why I Always MISS YOU. # Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. # keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH! # Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U! # Hold a true friend with both your hands, don't let go 4 true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why i'm holding you tight! Cant let U go.

# Keep me as a friend I will keep in my heart lock it up & throw the key that no one take you away from me # The recipe of friendship 1 cup of sharing 2 cups of caring 3 cups of 4giveness mix all of these 2gether to make friends 4ever

# To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.

# Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u.. Never say thanx who really need u.. Never blame a person who really trust u.. Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..

# You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

# For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever...

# If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the... # Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that... # True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!

# MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot! # Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.! # A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it... # ** .. ( ö, )( ", ) ((")(")(")(") The nicest place in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.

# I have open n emotional bank account in my heart. Plz deposit ur FRIENDSHIP in it. I make u sure that U will receive interest as long as I am live

# The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~! # Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

# A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

# I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

# The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! # KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

# We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

# If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

# When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

# A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

# So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.

# There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! # Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

# A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

# Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

# Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you..

# Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

# As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

# Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth..

# Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.

# Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

# Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

# Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

# A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.

# I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

# Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

# True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.

# Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.

# Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a
garden full of memories … of many good things.

# A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

# There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links our hearts together even if we walk separate roads of life.

# The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember.

# I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

# A lover makes you realise, 'how wonderful the world is', but its a friend who makes you realise, 'how wonderful you are!'

# True friends see u true, believe in things u want to do, feel glad when ur dreams come true. Best of all they don't judge u, they simply luv u coz u r u!

# The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u... that makes a gud Relationship!

# I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

# Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life

# A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.

# U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

# A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

# Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

# One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces

# Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.

# Sometimes in life, we tend 2 run so fast that we don’t notice firends r running with us, we only notice them when we fall & they stop 2 pick us up.

# Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, fingers brothers & sisters, but a loving friend is blood! So, always keep flowing regularly. Gud Day!

# Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to play by rules & then u must forget the rules & play from ur Heart.

# I have opened an emotional account for u in my heart. Deposit ur friendship in it and I'll make sure that U receive the interest as long as I'm alive.

# Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When u r right, no one remembers, but when u r wrong, no one forgets. Don't worry! I'm here to remember ur rights and forget ur wrongs.

# Friendship is a bridge between U n Me, when u r sad & lonely cross it, I'll wait on the other side forever & if u r afraid, just tell me, I'll cross it for U.

# Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know 'how good u are, but I know How Special U R.

# The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back.

# Friends are like Street Lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.

# Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are true, but do you know they are a Blessing when they are like U.

# Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mystery, risk & tensions are part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.

# Each day God sends his angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo. Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends. Thnx 4 being an angel to me!

# No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send, just a..caring heart saying....Take Care always my dear friend.

# U r my best friend forever & always we're together too much but far not enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two

# Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'

# When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enough 2 carry on don't give up, coz where ur strength ends my worth as ur Friend begins.

# There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in u!

# If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

# Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u

# Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

# We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship. I can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky

# A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

# Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

# God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

# If time slips away without a word from me, U don't hv 2 worry about our friendship coz feelings, beyond words, will always keep me AROUND!

# Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

# Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking & laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful

# Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

# If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

# Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

# Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

# Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God

# Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

# Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.

# Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know 'how good u are, but I know How Special U R. # You konw what? I like u!You know why? Coz u r the best.You know why? In ur own simple ways, u make me feel special.U know when? Since the day we became friends.

# The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back.

# Friends are like Street Lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.

# Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are true, but do you know they are a Blessing when they are like U.

# Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mystery, risk & tensions are part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.

# Each day God sends his angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo. Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends. Thnx 4 being an angel to me!

# No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send, just a..caring heart saying....Take Care always my dear friend.

# Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.

# Open ur door when u r alone, open ur heart when u feel sad, but don't open ur hand when u need a friend, coz I'm already holding ur hand forever.

# U r my best friend forever & always we're together too much but far not enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two

# Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'

# When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enough 2 carry on don't give up, coz where ur strength ends my worth as ur Friend begins.

# There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in u!

# I want you to know that your friendship mean's alot to me. If we were on a sinking boat & there's only 1 lifejacket... I would really miss you.

# Friendship is a gift when it's new, it's a miracle when it's true but u know what? It's a blessing when it'is U

# A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious, a friend is U !

# Forever in my heart, u wud be cherished & in my mind ur alwayz thought of, we may be far away but in my heart u remain 1 of the special person I gained in life. I'm blessed to hv a Friend Like u.

# If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

# Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u

# Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

# True friends see u true, believe in things u wanna do, feel glad wen ur dreams come true, best of all they don't judge, they simply luv u coz u r u

# My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left....I.C.U or......U C me

# We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship. I can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky

# A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

# Few Relations In Earth Never Die. Wanna know wht is it?
(F)ew
(R)elations
(I)n
(E)arth
(N)ever
(D)ie

# Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

# God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

# The words that escape a friend's mouth r: I'll be there when u say u need me. But the words that r unheard from a true friend's heart r: I'll be there... whether u say u need me or not

# If time slips away without a word from me, U don't hv 2 worry about our friendship coz feelings, beyond words, will always keep me AROUND!

# Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

# Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking & laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful

# Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

# If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

# Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

# Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

# Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U. Good Morning!

# Have a Heart that never breaks; Have a Smile that never fades; have a Touch that never hurts; Have a Friendship that never ends, Like Ours!

# Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

# It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!

# Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

# Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being just right for me!

# I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

# Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it’s enough to know they are just standing by. Gud Morning

# Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I'm passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is shit without YOU !

# Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

# Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we meet. Keep in touch.

# Hold a true friend with both your hands; don't let go for true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why I’m holding you tight! Can’t let U go

# Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each Other. And True friends stay forever beyond words, beyond time.

# Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

# We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv

# Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

# Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

# True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent. -Erwin T. Randall

# Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God

# 1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

# Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

# Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.

# A True Friend is someone who brings us laughter, even in our tears, whose memories makes us smile across the miles & through the years......A freind is kind & thoughtful, whose company is pleasure, someone who listens & uderstands, whose good advice is a treasure...,

# A true friend is one who overlooks your failure & tolerate your success.

# Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

# Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

# In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

# Be slow in choosing a friend, Slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

# A frind to all is a frind to none. - Aristotle

# The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.

# My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. - Henry Ford

# Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.

# Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Dont walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me & be my friend.

# Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave & impossible to forget. - G. Randlof

# A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

# A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

# A friend is someone you can be alone with & have nothing to do & not be able to think of anything to say & be comfortable in the silence. - Sheryl Condie

# But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Mohammed Ali

# Remember the gratest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends. - Cindy Lew

# Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure. - Jewish saying

# The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

HAPPY NEW YEAR

# Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


# Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.


# New is the year, New are the hopes and the aspirations, New is the resolution, New are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u. Have a promising and fulfilling NeW YeaR.


# Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!


# May The Year Bring for You....
Happiness, Success and filled with Peace, Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR *


#Great, Prosperous, Blissful
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR


# With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR *



# Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*


# I Wish in (Year) God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!


# In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.


# Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.


# Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this Year bring Happiness for you Dear.


# New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.


# In Year (Year) may God...would be your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,God Always Guide You & Carry You...Happy New Year


# Ring out the old, Ring out the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow…
The year is going, let him go.
Ring out the false, ring in the true…

# A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love...All these are my Prayers for You…Wish a Happy New Year.


# I Wish a wish for You Dear… Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year.


# Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution.


# Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year with God Bless.


# Before the Sun Sets on this Year Before the sun sets in this year, Before the memories fade, Before the network get jammed,,,,,Wish U and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year.


# New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new Friends, God bless you through out the NeW YeaR.


# Allah Bless U n Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U’ve Ever Spend.


#My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful Year


# Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR


# Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

# The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The NEW YEAR has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties & possibilities of the coming 12 months!

# Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man his son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad New Year to all the earth.

# We’ll open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity & its 1st chapter is New Year’s Day.

# Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

# When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2007

# No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday... Happy New Year

# As We Bring This Year To An End And The New Year Begins. Let Us Pray That It Will Be A Year With New Peace, New Understanding, New Happiness And...

# New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures &...

# New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm
wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

# Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear

# New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish

# Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

# When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2007






101 Ways to Say I Love U

Here's so many ways to say I LOVE YOU


Afrikaans - Ek het jou liefAlbanian - Te duaArabic - Ana behibak (to male)

Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)

Armenian - Yes kez sirumenBambara - M'bi fe

Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashiBelarusian - Ya tabe kahayu

Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo

Bulgarian - Obicham te

Cambodian - Bung Srorlagn Oun (to female) Oun Srorlagn Bung (to male)Cantonese

Chinese - Ngo oiy ney aCatalan - T'estimo

Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse

Chichewa - NdimakukondaCorsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)

Creol - Mi aime jou

Croatian - Volim te

Czech - Miluji te

Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig

Dutch - Ik hou van jou

English - I love you

Esperanto - Mi amas vin

Estonian - Ma armastan sind

Ethiopian - Ewedishalehu : male/female to femaleEwedihalehu: male/female to male.

Faroese - Eg elski teg

Farsi - Doset daram

Filipino - Mahal kita

Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua

French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore

Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort

Georgian - Mikvarhar

German - Ich liebe dich

Greek - S'agapo

Gujarati - Hu tumney prem karu chu

Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw

Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi

Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)

Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)

Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae

Hmong - Kuv hlub koj

Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta

Hungarian - Szeretlek

Icelandic - Eg elska tig

Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw

Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu

Inuit - Negligevapse

Irish - Taim i' ngra leat

Italian - Ti amo

Japanese - Aishiteru

Kannada - Naa ninna preetisuve

Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka

Kiswahili - Nakupenda

Konkani - Tu magel moga cho

Korean - Sarang Heyo

Latin - Te amo

Latvian - Es tevi miilu

Lebanese - Bahibak

Lithuanian - Tave myliu

Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu

Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu

Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni

Marathi - Me tula prem karto

Mohawk - Kanbhik

Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik

Nahuatl - Ni mits neki

Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni

Nepali - Ma Timilai Maya Garchhu

Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg

Pandacan - Syota na kita!!

Pangasinan - Inaru Taka

Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo

Persian - Doo-set daaramPig

Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay

Polish - Kocham Cie

Portuguese - Eu te amo

Romanian - Te ubesk

Roman Numerals - 333

Russian - Ya tebya liubliuScot

Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort

Serbian - Volim te

Setswana - Ke a go rataSign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You'Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyanSioux - Techihhila

Slovak - Lu`bim taSlovenian - Ljubim te

Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo

Swahili - Ninapenda wewe

Swedish - Jag alskar dig

Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di

Tagalog - Mahal kita

Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li

Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe

Tamil - Naan unnai kathalikiraen

Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu

Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)

Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)

Turkish - Seni Seviyorum

Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu

Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo

Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)

Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)

Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu

Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh

Yoruba - Mo ni fe

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