Jokes About Taxpayer

"How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?" asked the IRS auditor.


"Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer I have caught a large golden fish.


When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and said, 'I am a magical fish.


Throw me back to the sea and I'll give you the most luxurious villa you have ever seen'.


I threw the fish back to the sea, and got the villa."


"How can you prove such an unbelievable story?"


"Well, you can see the villa, can't you?"







A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records.


At one point the auditor exclaimed, "We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA.


As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."

"Thank God," returned the taxpayer. "I thought you were going to want cash."