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Quiz Of The Day

There is a man that lives on the top floor of a very tall building.


Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor
to leave the building to go to work.


Upon returning from work
though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to
walk the rest of the way, unless it's raining!


WHY?




Ans: The man was a dwarf and couldn't reach top lift buttons except with an umbrella.

Quiz

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?



Ans: Once.

After the first calculation, you will be subtracting 5 from 20,

then 5 from 15, and so on.


Brain Buzz

A man left a legacy of $10,000 to three relatives and their wives.



Together, the wives received $3960. June received $100 more than
Camille, and Martha received $100 more than June.


Jack Smith was
given just as much as his wife, Horace Saunders got half as much
again as his wife,


& Terry Conners received twice as much as his wife.


Which wife belongs to which husband?




Ans : As it is evident that Camille, June and Martha received respectively $1220, $1320 and $1420, making together the $3960 left to the three wives, if Jack Smith receives as much as his wife Camille, $1220; Horace Saunders half as much again as his wife June, $1980; and Terry Connors twice as much as his wife Martha, $2840, then we have correctly paired the married couples and accounted for exactly $10,000.

Funny Talk

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.


"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."


"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."


A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"


Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether


"Computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.


Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:


1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;


2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;


3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and


4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group,however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:


1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;


2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;


3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and


4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The argument continues.

How You Know He Is A Real Engineer

Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.


Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.


Real engineers
have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.


Real Engineers
repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.


Real Engineers
say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day?"


Real Engineers
wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car".


Real Engineers'
politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.


Real Engineers
know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.


Real Engineers
know how to take the cover off of their computer, and are not afraid to do it.


Real Engineers'
briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.


Real Engineers
don't find the above at all funny.

Today's Quiz

Que: How much dirt is in a hole that is


3 ft deep, and


6 inches in diameter?






Ans: None. A hole only has air in it, no dirt



Quiz

Look Before You Leap

One day, you are flying in a plane. There are 3 persons in plane. Suddenly the plane was malfunctioning. You have only one parachute. How would you process?


Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die on the jump anyway.


Optimist:
you refuse the parachute because people have survived crashes just like this before.


Procrastinator:
you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute.


Bureaucrat:
you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in multi-engine aircraft under code red conditions.


Computer Scientist:
you design a machine capable of operating a parachute as well as a human being could.


Mathematician:
you refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it will work in all cases.


Engineer:
you make them another parachute out of aisle curtains and dental floss.


Psychoanalyst:
you ask them what the shape of a parachute reminds them of.


Doctor:
you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment.


Lawyer:
you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline.


Judge:
after reminding them of their constitutional right to have a parachute, you take it and jump out.


Economist:
your only rational and moral choice is to take the parachute, as the free market will take care of the other person.


Statistician:
you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals, how much they would pay for a parachute.


IRS auditor:
you confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings.


Manager:
as you jump out with the parachute, you tell them to work hard and not expect handouts.


Consultant:
you tell them not to worry, since it won't take you long to learn how to fix a plane.


Salesperson:
you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too.


Advertiser:
you strip-tease while singing that what they need is a neon parachute with computer altimeter for only $39.99.


Philosopher:
you ask how they know the parachute actually exists.


Teacher:
you give them the parachute and ask them to send you a report on how well it worked.


English major:
you explicate simile and metaphor in the parachute instructions.


Comparative Literature major:
you read the parachute instructions in all four languages.


Dramatist:
you tie them down so they can watch you develop the character of a person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute.


Modern Painter:
you hang the parachute on the wall and sign it.


Auto Mechanic:
as long as you are looking at the plane engine, it works fine.

Do You Know The Term

Psychology is actually biology.


Biology is actually chemistry.


Chemistry is actually physics.


And physics is actually math.

Quiz

A man meets two men at two doors.

A sign above the two doors
says, "One door leads to eternal bliss, while one leads to certain peril.

One of these men always lies, while one always tells the
truth."

You may ask only one question.

What question do you ask to
be certain that you get to the room with eternal bliss?




Answer : He asks them, "If I ask the other man which way to go, what would his answer be?" They would both answer in the same way. Whatever the answer is, go the other way. If the man you ask always tells the truth, then the other always lies. The man you ask will tell truthfully that the answer would be the wrong way. If the man you ask always lies, then the other man tells the truth. The man you ask will lie and tell you that the other man would tell you the wrong way.In both cases the answer you would receive would be the wrong way. Go the other way.






Weird Quiz

Que : You have two hourglasses--a 4-minute glass and a 7-minute glass.


You want to measure 9 minutes. How do you do it?







Ans : Start both hourglasses. When the 4-minute glass runs out, turn it
over (4 minutes elapsed). When the 7-minute glass runs out, turn
it over (7 minutes elapsed). When the 4-minute glass runs out this
time (8 minutes elapsed), the 7-minute glass has been running for
1 minute. Turn it over once again. When it stops, 9 minutes have
elapsed.

Jokes About Taxpayer

"How have you managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?" asked the IRS auditor.


"Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer I have caught a large golden fish.


When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his mouth and said,
'I am a magical fish.


Throw me back to the sea and I'll give you the most luxurious villa you have ever seen'
.


I threw the fish back to the sea, and got the villa."


"How can you prove such an unbelievable story?"


"Well, you can see the villa, can't you?"







A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records.


At one point the auditor exclaimed, "We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA.


As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."

"Thank God," returned the taxpayer. "I thought you were going to want cash."

Brain Buzz

You want to send a valuable object to a friend.


You have a box
which is more than large enough to contain the object.


You have
several locks with keys.


The box has a locking ring which is more
than large enough to have a lock attached.


But your friend does
not have the key to any lock that you have. Note that you cannot send a key in an unlocked box, since it might be copied.


How is this done?







Answer: Attach a lock to the ring.

Send it to her.

She attaches her own lock and sends it back.

You remove your lock and send it back to her.

She removes her lock.

Quiz

A boy leaves his house one summer day,


and began to run
into the woods to his grandmother's house which is on the other
side of the woods.


It should also be known that the boy reached
his grandmother's house.


How far did the boy run into the woods?







Answer: Halfway. The reason is that once you reach the middle, you are then
running out of the woods.

Quiz Of The Day

Four men and four women are shipwrecked on a desert island.


Eventually each one falls in love with one another, and is himself
loved by one person.


John falls in love with a girl who is in love
with Jim.


Arthur loves a girl who loves the man who loves Ellen.



Mary is loved by the man who is loved by the girl who is loved by
Bruce.


Gloria hates Bruce and is hated by the man whom Hazel

loves.


Enigma: Who loves Arthur?






Answer: Gloria Loves Arthur



Brain Buzz

A snail is at the bottom of a well 30 feet deep.


It crawls
up 3 feet each day, but at night, it slips down 2 feet.


How long
does it take for the snail to crawl out the well?








Answer: 28 days. Once it reaches the top, it does not slip down 2 feet.

Brain Buzz

What is at

the beginning of eternity,

the end of time,

the
beginning of every end, and

the end of every place?








Answer: "e"

Brain Buzz

Two mothers and two daughters were fishing.


They managed to catch
one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish.


Since only three
fish were caught,


how is it possible that they each took home a fish?








Ans : The fishing party consisted of three people.

A grandmother,

a mother, and

a daughter.

The mother is both a mother and a daughter.

Brain Buzz

With thieves I consort,

With the vilest,

in short, I'm quite at my
ease in depravity;

Yet all divines use me,

And savants can't lose
me,

For I am the center of gravity.

Who or what am I???






Answer: Letter "V"



Brain Buzz

Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing).


The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer.


Yet no man throws a punch.


How is this possible?




Answer: They are female boxers.


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