Differrent Proffesions Of Old People

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.


Old actuaries never die, they just get broken down by age and sex.


Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.


Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium.


Old cosmologists never die, they just go to another world.


Old doctors never die, they just loose their patience.


Old dynamicists never die, they just lose their attraction.


Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.


Old geologists never die, they just recrystalize.


Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.


Old lawyers never die, they just threaten their doctor with malpractice.


Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.


Old mathematicians never die, they tend to zero.


Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions.


Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties.


Old programmers never die, they just gosub without return.


Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.


Old publishers never die, they just go out of print.


Old statisticians never die, they just become nonsignificant.


Old thermodynamicists never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy.


Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

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