Do You KNow THe Difference Between Male Computer & Female Computer

Computers are Like Men


    In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.


    They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.


    They have a lot of data but are still clueless.


    As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.


    They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Female


    No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


    The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


    Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.


    As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


    You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

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