Islamic Coliogpaph

Islamic Coliogpaph

TEACHER: Salim, go to the map and find North America.


STUDENT: Here it is!


TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?


CLASS: Salim!
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TEACHER: Faruq, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.


FARUQ: Me!
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?


STUDENT: No, I'm Billy Anderson

New Galaxy

New Galaxy

This image provided by NASA Tuesday April 21, 2009 shows a peculiar system of galaxies known as Arp 194.


The most striking feature of this galaxy troupe is the impressive blue stream of material extending from the northern component.


This 'fountain' contains complexes of super star clusters, each one of which may contain dozens of individual young star clusters.

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede.


The tourists are visiting different spots. The guide who is visiting with them says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."

A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"

"1215," answers the guide.

The man looks at his watch and says, "Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!"

Watermelon - Fruit Contained Of Vitamin A & Vitamin C

Watermelon - Fruit Contained Of Vitamin A & Vitamin C

OMAR ELMUKHTAR STREET, BENGHAZI, LIBYA

Buy SoulWow & Confess Yourself

Buy SoulWow & Confess Yourself

If you are sinners and you want to confess, you can confess through the cleansing power. It is called SoulWow. It is now available in New York.

In a YouTube parody of the popular ads for ShamWow absorbent towels, a priestly pitchman named Father Vic calls on Roman Catholics in Brooklyn, Queens and Long Island to partake. As Father Vic says, "Nothing soothes the soul like a true confession."

The ad campaign launched before Easter Sunday by the dioceses of Brooklyn and Rockville Centre in order to increase the number of people who want to confess during this Holy Week.

Church officials say that they have seen an upsurge of followers who are seeking for absolution.

SLIEMA FERRIES, MALTA

ASSAHABA MOSQUE, DERNA, LIBYA

A Good Way To Quit Smoking

A Good Way To Quit Smoking

If you ever visit Japan, you will find some good reason for not smoking. Here are some samples which you will find in posters. It also make you laugh too.

A Newborn Child With Two Penis

A Newborn Child With Two Penis

Fetus in Fetu (FIF) is a rare and very mysterious medical condition. Medical record says that it happens less than ninety times throughout medical history. Recently a child was born with the second penis in the middle of his tiny back in China.


the little boy was born in Tianjin’s Children Hospital in China.His father is a farmer Li Jun, 30. His parents live in Central China’s Henan Province.


when the baby born with the help of midwives on May 27, 2008, at the Hejian Maternity Center, which is part of Tianjin Children’s Hospital, there seemed no problem. But after sometime midwives and medical staff surprised to see a little boy endowed with a second penis in the middle of his back.


There are complicated theories about this condition that relate to the abnormal formation of twins in utero, but this manifestation is just too weird for any of the medical books.


After three hours of surgery,doctors removed the extra penis and the little boy is well now.

People Who Lives In Heaven & Hell

People Who Lives In Heaven & Hell

HEAVEN

The cooks are French,

The policemen are English,

The mechanics are German,

The lovers are Italian,

The bankers are Swiss.

HELL

The cooks are English,

The policemen are German,

The mechanics are French,

The lovers are Swiss,

The bankers are Italian.

Cat Nurses The Orphaned Puppies

Cat Nurses The Orphaned Puppies

In China a cat adopted two puppies. It is trying now to teach them how to catch mice.


Tom, the female cat nurses the puppies and washes them with tongue.


Ms Shen is the owner of the puppies. She says their natural mother, Mao Mao, died after delivering them.


"We didn't dare put the puppies in Tom's basket at first, but just outside of it. Unexpectedly the puppies crawled over to Tom and started to fight for breast milk with the kittens," Ms Shen said.


She hoped that Tom might take care properly of the puppies. she had also given birth to three new kittens. She added Tom fed them first, before her new kittens. Tom also teach them how to catch mice. She also teach them how to jump onto the sofa and hide in a corner before pouncing. on them.

Poem of Love

Poem of Love

Because of you my world is now whole,

Because of you love lives in my soul.

Because of you I have laughter in my eyes,

Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes.

You are my pillar my stone of strength,

With me through all seasons and great times of length.

My love for you is pure boundless through space and time,

it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine.

Weird News

Weird News

A kid asked Jesus... how much do u love me?


Jesus replied," I love you this much." &


He stretched his arms to the cross and died for us.


If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list.


If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2009.


I treat you as a true friend. But if I don't get this back, .I get the hint.


Send this to all people in your list within 30min .


After u read this and something good will happen to you NOW.


This is not a fake...apparently...copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10mins and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow........ .its true.

Supersonic Concord Aeroplane

Supersonic Concord Aeroplane

This aircraft is supersonic Concorde, first flew on August 25, 1976 and served with British Airways until November 2003.


This very airplane set a world speed record for passenger airliners on February 7, 1996 when it flew from New York to London in 2 hours, 52 minutes, and 59 seconds.


Her cruising altitude was 60,000 feet and her top speed was 1,350 mph.