Jokes Of The Day

A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede.


The tourists are visiting different spots. The guide who is visiting with them says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."

A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"


"1215," answers the guide.


The man looks at his watch and says, "Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!"

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