Metric Conversation

1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone


1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche


1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin


10 rations = 1 decoration


10 millipedes = 1 centipede


3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent


2 monograms = 1 diagram


8 nickels = 2 paradigms


2 wharves = 1 paradox