Metric Conversation

Metric Conversation

1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone


1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche


1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin


10 rations = 1 decoration


10 millipedes = 1 centipede


3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent


2 monograms = 1 diagram


8 nickels = 2 paradigms


2 wharves = 1 paradox

FUNNY INFORMATION

FUNNY INFORMATION

DID YOU KNOW?.......

Screaming & Belting are both terms that some people use to describe a powerful dynamic voice.

This in turn creates confusion as to the methods used to acquire this skill & causes many singers to harm their voices by using destructive methods instead of healthy ones!

* Put in the Power; less is More! One of the most common mistakes is to exhale too much air when sounding a note. This places pressure on the vocal chords which as well as causing strain, prevents them from working at their optimum.

* Be in Control! Using the abdominal muscles & diaphragm correctly allows the singer to control the amount of airflow.

* Rehearse as many times as possible. But don’t overdo it!

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MATHEMATICS

Romance

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


Office Arithmetic

Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime


Shopping

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A man will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.


General Equations & Statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.