TEACHER: Salim, go to the map and find North America.


STUDENT: Here it is!


TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?


CLASS: Salim!
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TEACHER: Faruq, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.


FARUQ: Me!
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?


STUDENT: No, I'm Billy Anderson

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