TEACHER: Salim, go to the map and find North America.
STUDENT: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Salim!
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TEACHER: Faruq, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
FARUQ: Me!
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
STUDENT: No, I'm Billy Anderson
When I Was Young...
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When I was young
I wanted to be in the city
Crowded places
Lots of faces
Dreamt of skyscrapers
And of busy streets
Cramped rooms
Days go vroom
It appear...
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