Doctor & Patient

Patient to a doctor, I feel so sick I want to die!


Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.


“Well, if you wish,” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly.”


Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?


Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.


Doctor: Try getting up one hour later


Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?


Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it.


Doctor: Why?


Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label: Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.