Dentist VS Patient


Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?


Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.


Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 5 o'clock football match.





Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"


Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."






Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."


Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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