Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Henry: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Henry: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
When I Was Young...
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When I was young
I wanted to be in the city
Crowded places
Lots of faces
Dreamt of skyscrapers
And of busy streets
Cramped rooms
Days go vroom
It appear...
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