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Teacher vs Student

Teacher vs Student

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Henry: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Henry: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"





The child comes home from his first day at school.

Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

An applicant went to a interview board for admission to a medical school.


"Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?"


"Well, let's see," replied the student.


"It's Thursday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."

Professor & student

Professor & student

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"


The student replied, "Here's an orange."


The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"

For College Students

For College Students

Start Worrying When...

You consider McDonalds 'real food'.

4.00AM is still early on weekends.

You'd rather clean than study.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

Re-arranging your room is your favorite pastime.

You schedule classes around sleep and TV soaps.

There is less then $4.50 in your bank account at any given time.

The Visa cards are full and the overdraft is up to its limit.

Computer solitaire is more than a game, its a way of life.

You get excited when you find change that someone carelessly left in the drinks machine.