Job Interview - Honest Question - Answers

Job Interview - Honest Question - Answers

If we were too honest to reply all the Questions they would go something like this

1. Why did you apply for this job?

I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?

I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?

You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if we hire you?

Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is allotted to me.

5. What is your biggest strength?

Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company.

6. What is your biggest weakness?

Girls

7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today!

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

For the same reason why you left your earlier job... More money

11. What do you want from this job?

If no work is given but keep giving good hikes

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs

13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website

14. What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?

Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%).

Difference between you and your Boss !

Difference between you and your Boss !

When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.

When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.

When your boss does it, he’s being firm.

When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it ’s because he’s overworked.

Funny Sleeping Style

Funny Sleeping Style

Celebrating Wedding Anniversary

Celebrating Wedding Anniversary

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh!

Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...

immediatel y he turned ninety!!!

Sensitive Question

Sensitive Question

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A rumor

University Of Oklahoma

University Of Oklahoma

One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "

And they say woman are dumb...

Sex Poster

Sex Poster

The Taipei city government Department of Health is facing most panic situation due to increase of STDs and abortion of the teenagers. They took several steps for the teenagers to use condoms during intercourse but all programs are in vain.

So they a published a poster. The above poster addresses the population that needs help the most. Although it is funny, its message is far from amusing. The bottom caption translates into: “Be careful, this is what could happen if you don’t wear a condom.”

The word, condom, translated from the Chinese reads: “avoid pregnancy cover” and “safety cover.” In the poster, the word is amusingly referred to as “insurance cover.”

New York, The Biggest Trade Centre

New York, The Biggest Trade Centre

Balancing Rock

Balancing Rock

Which Nose Do You Like?

Which Nose Do You Like?

ABC of FRIENDSHIP

ABC of FRIENDSHIP

ABC of Friendship.......

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elieves in "you"

(C)alls you just to say "HI"

(D)oesn’t give up ! ! on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust "be" with you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets your fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it

(U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don’t understand

(Y)ells when you won’t listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

Chinese Farmer Built Solar-Powered Water Heater From Beer Bottle

Chinese Farmer Built Solar-Powered Water Heater From Beer Bottle

Ma, a Chinese farmer has created his own solar-powered water heater out of beer bottles and hosepipes.

He used 66 beer bottles. The bottles are connected to each other so that water flows through them.

Sunlight heats the water when it passes slowly through the bottles before flowing into the bathroom as hot water.

Ma says that it needs enough hot water for all three members of his family to have a shower every day.

“I invented this for my mother. I wanted her to shower comfortably,” says Ma Yanjun, of Qiqiao village, Shaanxi province.

Marriage With Bee Dress

Marriage With Bee Dress

Li Wenhua and Yan Hongxia, a Chinese couple got married wearing clothes made of thousands of living bees.

They are beekeepers and work for the Nanhu forestry commission at Ning’an city in northern China.

Husband Li said: "I have been working with bees for two decades. I also wanted to set a world record for the biggest coat of bees - I put a queen bee on each of us but the only thing is it was impossible to count how many bees we had - I don't know if a guess is enough?"

His wife added: "It was an amazing feeling to have a carpet of living bees moving over my body. I could feel them as they moved around - it was amazing. I have always loved bees but this was a totally new experience."

Although the fact that most of their pals kept their distance, the couple were still happy with their new clothes.

Jokes Of The Day - Horse & Chicken

Jokes Of The Day - Horse & Chicken

A horse & a chicken live together in a farm. One day they are playing in a meadow.

The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes car back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and at this time the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!"

So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The Clinton Memorial

The Clinton Memorial