Two convicts are working on a chain gang. "I heard the warden's daughter up and married a guy down on cellblock D," the first con says to the other.
"The warden's mighty upset about it too."
"Why?" asks the second prisoner. "Because she married a con?"
"No. Because they eloped."
All Secure
During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the robbers could not get away.
Later the sergeant reports to the chief. "Sorry Sir, but they got away."
The chief very angry says, "I told you to cover all of the exits!"
"I did," replied the sergeant, "but they got away through the entrance."
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