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While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.


They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.


The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"


The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."


Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"


The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."


The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"


The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."


This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"


The policeman calmly wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."







A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."


The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."


"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."


"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."


"Well, then we need a urine sample."


"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."


"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."


"I can't do that, officer."


"Why not?"


"Because I'm too drunk to do that."

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