Teacher VS Student

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?

STUDENT: Seven.

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?

STUDENT: Nine.

TEACHER: That's impossible.

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.




TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

KARIM: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: KARIM!




TEACHER: BASIR, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

BASIR: Me!



TEACHER: WILHELM, why do you always get so dirty?

WILHELM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.



TEACHER: Why are you late?

BROWNING: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

BROWNING: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."




TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

MARIA: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.



TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

STEPHEN: Don't bite any.



TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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