Weird Jokes

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.


"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.


"The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.


When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."


"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed.


"What's the bad news?"


"The guy was your doctor..."





An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time.


Every day, he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of his paint brush.


As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make his paintings shine.


After a month, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy for the day.


Since his model had already shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since normally he preferred to do his painting in silence.


They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better.


Then as they were sipping their claret, the artist heard a car arriving outside.


He jumped up and said, "Oh no! It's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"

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