If You Are A Student & You Dont Want To Do Your Exercise Regularly Here Are Some Tips Which Will Help You For Not Doing Homework


I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.


I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.


I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.


I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.


I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.


I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.


I couldn't figure out whether I am the square of negative one or I am the square root of negative one.


I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee, and then I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.


I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.

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