A man went into a bar in a high rise building. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window & jump out. He flew around for a minute & zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more.
Finally, the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered $500 to no avail, so he made a final offer of a $1000. The man said that it was all he had on him.
The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrender the pill, & turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, & jumped out only to fall to his death.
The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar &, wiping a glass, said, “You are such a jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
MEN ALWAYS HAVE BETTER FRIENDS
Men always have better friends………….
They will stand by you, no matter what………..!!!
Here’s an example:
Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband the very
next morning, that she stayed at her(girl) friend’s apartment overnight.
So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends & none of them confirmed that she was with them.
Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very
next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends & 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night & he is still with them!!
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