Classic Jokes

- What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?

- There is no difference: the both are the best when they cold on table.






A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.

After one month the woman says:- I can not proceed in this manner.And she suicides.

After another month, the sailors say:- We can not proceed in this manner.And they bury the woman.

The next month, the sailors say:- We can not proceed in this manner.
And they dig up the woman.







- How children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?

- On the fingers!







- Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the yard?

- Shut up, and give me more bullets.

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