- What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
- There is no difference: the both are the best when they cold on table.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:- I can not proceed in this manner.And she suicides.
After another month, the sailors say:- We can not proceed in this manner.And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:- We can not proceed in this manner.
And they dig up the woman.
- How children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
- On the fingers!
- Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the yard?
- Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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