Joke of the Day

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached meand.....

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bushtea, Iced tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Answer: "With cow's milk please.

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of waterinstead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"

MORAL OF THE STORY ISNEXT TIME WHEN U VISIT YOUR RICH FRIEND DON'T TALK TO THE MAID. ;p

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