Sand Human

Sand Human

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Sleeping Baby

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How to Pass Office Time

How to Pass Office Time

Is Sleeping Good During Working?

Is Sleeping Good During Working?

A town in Germany has discovered that sleeping while at work has increased worker efficiency. The small town of Vechta which is situated southwest of Hamburg, have allowed the workers to take a nap for 20 minutes.

They can go home or doze off at work after lunch. "In the beginning employees were skeptical about the project, but then they were happier and they started working better." said town spokesman Frank Kaethler.

This project started because their was a lot of work that needed to be done and not enough employees, so they received a course from the local health insurance company on napping.

It has been found that 22% of the German population naps but the town of Vechta is the only one that has implemented the project.

Point System

Point System

You make the bed .............................................+1

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.... 0

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1

You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5

You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1

When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5 .

in the snow.......................+8

..but return with beer...........-5

..and no liners.....................-25

You check out a suspicious noise at night..................... 0

You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5

You pummel it with a six iron.................................+10

It's her cat..................................................-40

AT A PARTY You stay by her side the entire party......................... 0

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........................................-2 .

named Tiffany.................................................-4 .

Tiffany is a dancer...........................................-6

..with breast implants..........................................-18

HER BIRTHDAY You take her out to dinner.................................... 0

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar..........+1

Okay, it is a sports bar......................................-2 .

and it's all-you-can-eat night................................-3

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favorite team...................-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a pal.................................................+5

The pal is happily married....................................+4

Or frighteningly single.......................................-7

And he drives a Ferrari.......................................-10

With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)...................-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie.......................................+2

You take her to a movie she likes.............................+4

You take her to a movie you hate..............................+6

You take her to a movie you like..............................-2 .

it's called Death Cop 3.......................................-3

..which features cyborgs that eat humans........................-9

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans........-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly...........................-15

You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it........................................................+10


You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and Hawaiian shirts..............................-30

You say, "It doesn't matter that you have a big belly too."..............-800

THE BIG QUESTION She asks, "Do I look fat?"

You hesitate in responding...................................-10

You reply, "Where?"..........................................-35

Any other response...........................................-20

COMMUNICATION When she wants to talk about a problem:

You listen, displaying a concerned expression................ 0

You listen, for over 30 minutes..............................+5

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV...........................................................+100

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep..........-200