Restroom Philosophy

Here are some great philosophers who are sitting alone in the bathroom & thinking the following articles.



Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
- Women's restroom. Bozeman, Montana



I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
- Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.



It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- Written on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.



If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books. New York, New York.



Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- Men's restroom, Champaign, IL



A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom, Dallas, Texas.



No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
- Mens Room, Linda's Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina.



If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
- Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.