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Al Gore VS Clinton Family

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Clinton looks at Gore, and chuckles and says, “You know I could throw a $10,000 dollar bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Gore shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”

Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, “Of course, then, I could throw one hundred $100 bills out the window and make one hundred pepole very happy.”

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the WHOLE COUNTRY HAPPY!”

White House Gives Journalists Sex Phone Number

Recently Hilary Clinton joined on the G 20 summit. Journalists want to take interview of Clinton. So they asked the phone number but surprisingly it was the number of phone sex line not Hilarry.

Journalists who dialled the number heard a soft-voiced female recording. They were sure that it was not voice of Clinton. It was also asking them for a credit card number if they "feel like getting nasty". After several attempts they confirmed they confirmed that it was not the number of Hillary.

The White House accidentally gave the sex line number, reports Fox News.

Asked for comment, Deputy White House Press Secretary Bill Burton responded: "A corrected phone number on a press release is probably one of the stupider things Fox News has covered lately."

Lego Obama Takes the Oath

Legoland has stolen a march on the real world by creating an incredibly detailed model of Barack Obama's inauguration as US President.

The model version is already the main attraction at the California theme park - ahead of the highly anticipated real thing.

Lego master craftsmen created a model White House, motorcade, Mr Obama and his whole family - and even queues to the porta-loos.

More than 1,000 mini Lego people surround the construction, with onlookers including outgoing George W Bush and Hillary and Bill Clinton.

Obama's daughters Sasha and Malia are also depicted, standing proudly behind the president-elect as he takes the presidential oath of office on the steps of the Capitol