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FUNNY INFORMATION

DID YOU KNOW?.......

Screaming & Belting are both terms that some people use to describe a powerful dynamic voice.

This in turn creates confusion as to the methods used to acquire this skill & causes many singers to harm their voices by using destructive methods instead of healthy ones!

* Put in the Power; less is More! One of the most common mistakes is to exhale too much air when sounding a note. This places pressure on the vocal chords which as well as causing strain, prevents them from working at their optimum.

* Be in Control! Using the abdominal muscles & diaphragm correctly allows the singer to control the amount of airflow.

* Rehearse as many times as possible. But don’t overdo it!
MY SPECIAL FRIEND
Isn’t it funny
How some special people
Don’t realize they are special at all?
They’re thoughtful
Without even thinking about it.
They’re always right there
When you call
They share, not expecting
A thing in return
Yet always seem richer
For giving—
Isn’t it lovely how
Those special people
Can teach us
So much about living!
You’re one of those Special People
Thanks for being my friend



LOVE POEM
Shakespeare
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimmed.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest,
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

TAKE A BREAK

MATHEMATICS

Romance

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


Office Arithmetic

Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime


Shopping

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A man will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.


General Equations & Statistics

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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