Dentist VS Patient

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 5 o'clock football match.

Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"

Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."

Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."