Penis Lover Bites Off Boss’ Penis

Penis Lover Bites Off Boss’ Penis

In Singapore a 30 year old secretary have an affair with her boss. It is not bad to have an affair.But the most bad thing happened when she bit his lover's penis in a freak accident.

She and her boss had chosen one of Singapore’s scenic parks to indulge in a fantasy outside of the bedroom. They picked the perfect spot, parked the car and she began giving her boss the famed “Kiss of Life.” Suddenly a van backed up and struck the vehicle – and that’s when things went downhill. By this sudden accident the woman unconsciously  bit her dear boss’s penis.

THe situation came more worse. Her husband had suspected her of cheating. He hired a private investigator to follow her around.  The private secretary was there. He saw everything from behind.

called an ambulance for the woman’s lover on his cell phone after hearing her cries of horror at what had happened. The loving secretary also went to the hospital with her boss to make him comfort.

5 Kidneys Inside A Living Man

5 Kidneys Inside A Living Man

Jaswant, a photographer from Khaira Dona village, in the northwest state of Punjab, India, is a man who is living with five kidneys inside his body. Isn't it weird? But it's fact. Here is the story.

From 2004 Jaswant has undergone three transplant surgeries to replace his failed kidneys. He is now 33 years old. He gained all the three kidneys from his family members.

During kidney transplants, the failed organ is often left in the body to reduce the risk of death and complications that can result from removing it.

his first kidney transplanted at the age of 25. It was donated by his elder sister. functioned for more than a year. “However, my body rejected the kidney once I stopped post-operation medication because of financial constraints,” he said.

After two years, he received another kidney from his younger sister. But after 14 months, he was placed back on dialysis because his body rejected the organ.

Jaswant received his latest kidney from his 55 year-old mother more than a month ago.

Rajesh Agrawal, the transplant surgeon who conducted the procedure along with doctor’s Suresh Aggarawal and Sanjay Mittal; said Jaswant is not the first person in this part of India to undergo multiple kidney transplants. It is the second time in India.

Dentist VS Patient

Dentist VS Patient

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 5 o'clock football match.

Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"

Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."

Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

Lizard In Hospital Sandwich

Lizard In Hospital Sandwich

A hospital visitor found a dead lizard inside the canteen sandwich. He became very angry with this. He complained to the hospital authority about this.

Medics gave him Giuseppe Ferri the all clear at Maceretta hospital, in central Italy, but have launched an investigation into the snack horror.

Ferri said,"I opened it up and saw the dead animal and nearly passed out. It was so disgusting I felt sick."

He added: "The doctors said I am in no danger and no harm will come to me but I think it is outrageous that this has happened in a hospital, where standards of hygiene and on things like this should be extra high."

Caterers say the reptile must have fallen into the machinery at the factory that prepared the sandwiches for the health authority.