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TEACHER: Salim, go to the map and find North America.


STUDENT: Here it is!


TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?


CLASS: Salim!
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TEACHER: Faruq, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.


FARUQ: Me!
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SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?


STUDENT: No, I'm Billy Anderson

Doctor & Patient

Patient to a doctor, I feel so sick I want to die!


Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.


“Well, if you wish,” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly.”


Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?


Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.


Doctor: Try getting up one hour later


Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?


Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it.


Doctor: Why?


Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label: Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.

Jokes Of The Day - Technician & His Son

The son of a technician asks his father: "Daddy, why the sun rises at the east and goes down at the west?"


The technician answers immediately: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."


"And why it is so hot today?" the kid continues to ask.


"If it's bothering you, turn it off and then turn on again".

New Galaxy

This image provided by NASA Tuesday April 21, 2009 shows a peculiar system of galaxies known as Arp 194.


The most striking feature of this galaxy troupe is the impressive blue stream of material extending from the northern component.


This 'fountain' contains complexes of super star clusters, each one of which may contain dozens of individual young star clusters.

Bra Saved Detroit Woman

A 57-year-old Detroit woman avoided serious injury because of his bra.


The woman, who lives on the West side of Detroit, saw a group of men breaking into a neighbour's house on Tuesday morning. When the men saw her, one of them fired a shot at her.


The bullet struck the underwire on the woman's bra and that saved her from a more serious injury, police said.


The woman was not identified. She was sent to a nearby hospital for immediate treatment.


"It did slow the bullet down," said Detroit police spokesman Phillip Cook. "She sustained injuries but they're not life threatening."


Police did not arrest the suspects. They fled away.

200-pound Wild Hog Attacked Woman

A 26-year-old woman was attacked by a pig in her back yard Monday afternoon. When she went outside to investigate, the 200-pound animal charged her, cutting the back of her left leg.


St. Petersburg fire & Rescuers were able to treat the woman for her injury at the scene. An animal control officer lassoed the hog and transported it to the Pinellas County Animal Control Office for rabies testing.

Most Text Message In A Month - 217,000

Nick Andes, 29, and Doug Klinger, 30,the two central Pennsylvania friends spent most of March in a text-messaging record attempt, exchanging a thumbs-flying total of 217,000. For one of the two, that meant an inches-thick itemized bill for $26,000.


They were relying on their unlimited text messaging plans to get them through the escapade, so Andes didn't expect such a big bill.


This is a new text message record. The previous largest monthly text message total: 182,000 sent in 2005 by Deepak Sharma in India.


During February test run Andes & Klinger send 6,000 or 7,000 messages on some days, prompting the March messaging marathon. "Most were either short phrases or one word, 'LOL' or 'Hello,' things like that, with tons and tons of repeats," said Andes, reached by phone.


Andes sent more than 140,000 messages, and Klinger sent more than 70,000 to end the month with a total of just over 217,000, he said.


April came as a relief to Andes' wife, Julie, who had found his phone tied up with texting when she tried to call him on lunch breaks.


"She was tired of it the first few days into it," Andes said.




1st Day Of Bengali Year In Sydney, Australia




100-year-old Woman Become The Oldest Competitor Bowling Congress Women's Championships

Emma Hendrickson of New Jersey has become the oldest competitor in the history of the United States Bowling Congress Women's Championships. She is now 100-year-old.


It is her 50th consecutive appearance in the tournament. The organizing committee gave her a pendant with her birthstone in recognition of her status as the tournament's oldest participant & 50th consecutive appearance too.


She celebrated her birthday less than a month ago. She said her teammates sometimes help her to line up because her eyesight has diminished over the years. She rolled a 115, 97 and 106 for a 318 series during team competition at the National Bowling Stadium in Reno this year.


Hendrickson broke the record of Ethel Brunnick of
Santa Monica, California, who competed in 1987 at 99.


She has 27 grandchildren, great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren. Her husband and two children have passed away. She says her family supports her very much & also gives courage to compete in 2010 event in El Paso.


"I think it's what keeps her going," granddaughter Karen Mariani, 45, told the
Reno Gazette-Journal. "It's something she did with her husband, with our mother."



New Jersey Town Will Be Called With A New Name?

West Paterson voters voted last November to change the Passaic County town's name to Woodland Park this year. The reason is that many signs haven't been updated with the new name of the small community just west of New York City.


But some supporters voted against the new name. They want West Paterson name.

Councilman Keith Kazmark says borough officials decided to gradually introduce new name to save money.


At least three other times residents rejected new names, including Garret Mountain in 2001.


Jokes Of The Day

A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede.


The tourists are visiting different spots. The guide who is visiting with them says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."

A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"


"1215," answers the guide.


The man looks at his watch and says, "Damn! Just missed it by a half hour!"

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