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Do You KNow THe Difference Between Male Computer & Female Computer

Computers are Like Men


    In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.


    They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.


    They have a lot of data but are still clueless.


    As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.


    They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Female


    No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


    The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


    Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.


    As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


    You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

How Internet Will Not Work Properly

MAKE MONEY FAST" posts protected by 1st amendment.


Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.


Dan Quayle appointed head of "bandwidth expansion tiger team".


Free netcom account with purchase of big mac.


Gameboy web browsers.


Two words: "Microsoft Network"


Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.

Using Internet

The Internet is a magnanimous thing in the world. There are some etiquette one has to follow while using the phone, like when coughing, cover the microphone, etc. Well, using the Internet also has its own share of etiquettes, which go under the name “netiquette”. Let's cover some of the basics:


E-mail


Forwarded e-mail chains are one of the irritating parts of using E-mails. These E-mails contain a variety of messages. Some of them are religious, some of them hold “the love of your life”-type quizzes, etc, with the general threat of a curse: “forward this message or your life will be screwed and you'll die horribly”. Word of advice, when people say send this to all of your friends, DON'T, because it's very annoying.


Never forward a personal e-mail without consent of the original sender. Use the subject field when sending e-mails; it's there for a reason. Also remember, records of e-mails are kept in the servers, even deleted ones. Don't say things that would get you into trouble.


Chatting/forum etiquette


Chat groups and forums are a lot of fun. But the number one rule of using them is, don't give out personal info or your pictures. See the cartoon? You don't know who is on the other side.


There are a few other rules, like not using CAPITAL LETTERS because that means you are shouting. If someone makes a mistake, correct them, but don't gloat. Avoid flame wars. It's also smart not to respond to threats and leaving threads that are uncomfortable to you.


When you are chatting with someone, it is polite to say be right back [brb] before answering a phone or responding to your parents. It is similar to when you say, “hold on a sec” when talking on the phone. It is also polite to say bye before logging out on someone.


Facebook


Facebook is a kind of social network which connects all your long lost friends, helps you keep easy tabs on people. But there're also some manners and safety involved. Make sure it's only your friends who may view your information. It is better if you get to know the person in real life before you allow him access to copiable pictures that may or may not be used in Photoshop. Don't post unflattering pictures of people without their consent. Don't bug people with friend requests just because they are hot or famous.


These are some of the basic netiquettes. Check out the following sites for more info. Manners reflect your character, both in the virtual and the real world. So try to make a good impression. It'll help you meet good friends.

Tips and Tricks For Computer User

There are lot of ways that makes computer unusable - hardware burnage, software corruption, viruses, spywares and other malicious softwares (malware). Here are some tips and tricks which will make computer run in safe and sound mood.

Virus:

A virus cannot operate or function unless it has been permitted to do so. How then is a computer infected by one? Obviously, no self-respecting virus would call itself a virus. More often than not, a virus works under a guise. It'll assume the name and file type of something and trick users into executing the file. For example, a mail attached with a .zip file. Given the .zip is a virus, running it will execute the virus and give it permission to light a match on your system. Thus kablowie. Thus death. More or less, sort of.

Impornant note:

Most malicious softwares and files work under guises. No self-respecting computer user would willingly invite in the death of their machine.

Spyware:

As the name suggests, a spyware is usually installed discretely (once again, not without the user's execution), taking a ride on the backs of softwares like Kazaa or some shady toolbar that apparently features amazing searches. Effects are usually heavy duty performance degradation, extreme system usage, and network traffic, among other things making your PC slower than a snail.


Spywares are often used to gather information about the user- browsing habbits, important numbers, etc. Spywares will sabotage your computer, much like a spy would- unplugging that power cord here, lowering the back gates there to make way for more, slipping chilli down gun nozzles, and so on forth- uh, only metaphorically of course.

Trojans:

A sort of malware that takes on the guise of something of useful to gain access and permission to, again, play with fire in your system. It's usually the beginnings of a great big headache- the name is derived from the story of the Trojan Horse. And we all know how that turned out, right?

Messenger infection:

Don't ever easily submit your email and password to any website that asks for it. The site will use your account credentials and login to your account, sending the same link (or a virus file in the form of archives) to everyone online. The links are apparently about sites to find out who blocked you, or may pretend to house interesting pictures. Unwitting users may find themselves infected. This particular case with the messenger can usually be solved by simply changing your password.

Antivirus:

One of the questions that everyone asks everyone else is about anti-viruses. What anti-virus should I get? Is it good? Do I have to upgrade it? How often? Does it protect from spywares, too? Where can I get it? Etc.


In my long run of computer using history, I've used Norton, McAfee, Trend Micro PC Cillin and several others, popular as well as less known. The first three mentioned are in no way an efficient solution. It'll usually take up a huge chunk of your hard drive space, CPU and memory usage bogging down performance. Ironic, right? Free anti-viruses and anti-spywares aren't always enough and they always run the risk of being malwares, themselves. ESET's Nod32 works very good, though. It needs to be upgraded to a full version to allow more than 31 day trial, however.

Important tips and suggestions:

Although defragmenting your hard drive can seem like a bother, it's very important that you do it regularly. The more cluttered your partitions are the slower the response you'll get. Just start the defragmentation when you go to sleep, or go out for lunch, or whatever. Every little bit helps.


Whatever antivirus you get, keep it regularly updated. Keep firewalls always turned on to block incoming network attacks. Confirm that your antivirus can handle spywares too. Some are two-in-one packages. Never open up a flash drive or an mp3 player without scanning and cleaning it first. Almost all computers these days are infected with something, and easily spreads via portable devices. If you're about to visit a website, and your instincts say that it's shady, look it up on Google. McAfee's http://www.siteadvisor.com/ is actually pretty handy. Their automated system sucks, but the user reviews are plenty helpful. Oh, and try to steer clear of crack sites, unless you really need it. A single click on an 'okay' button can spell disaster.


It's probably useful to keep your important documents and files away from the system drive. Just in case something goes kablowie, you won't have to lament over very important and very lost documents.

NASA Tests First Deep -Space Internet

NASA has successfully tested the first deep space communications network modeled on the Internet. Working as part of a NASA-wide team, engineers from NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., used software called Disruption-Tolerant Networking, or DTN, to transmit dozens of space images to and from a NASA science spacecraft located about more than 32 million kilometers (20 million miles) from Earth.




"This is the first step in creating a totally new space communications capability, an interplanetary Internet," said Adrian Hooke, team lead and manager of space-networking architecture, technology and standards at NASA Headquarters in Washington. NASA and Vint Cerf, a vice president at Google, Inc., in Mountain View, Calif., partnered 10 years ago to develop this software protocol. The DTN sends information using a method that differs from the normal Internet's Transmission-Control Protocol/Internet Protocol, or TCP/IP communication suite, which Cerf co-designed.



The Interplanetary Internet must be robust enough to withstand delays, disruptions and disconnections in space. Glitches can happen when a spacecraft moves behind a planet, or when solar storms and long communication delays occur. The delay in sending or receiving data from Mars takes between three-and-a-half to 20 minutes at the speed of light. Unlike TCP/IP on Earth, the DTN does not assume a continuous end-to-end connection. In its design, if a destination path can't be found, the data packets are not discarded.



Instead, each network node keeps custody of the information as long as necessary until it can safely communicate with another node. This store-and-forward method, similar to basketball players safely passing the ball to the player nearest the basket, means that information does not get lost when no immediate path to the destination exists. Eventually, the information is delivered to the end user.

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