Teacher vs Student

Teacher vs Student

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Henry: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Henry: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"





The child comes home from his first day at school.

Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

An applicant went to a interview board for admission to a medical school.


"Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?"


"Well, let's see," replied the student.


"It's Thursday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."

An Aspiring Teacher Found Choked With a Hair Cord

An Aspiring Teacher Found Choked With a Hair Cord

Caroline Wimmer, 26, aspiring Staten Island teacher was found lying dead in her apartment, according to police source. She was found on the floor of her bathroom.


"I called her Friday, Saturday and Sunday and there was no answer," Wimmer's anguished father Ronald, told The reporter. So the parents went to their daughter's apartment & they found this horrifying situation.


Police found the cord went around Wimmer's neck and the hair dryer was left laying on her face.Although police did not not find any sign of forced entry in the apartment.


One neighbor said she saw Wimmer with several friends early Friday morning. "I heard her laughing outside. She was with a bunch of guys it was around 2:30 a.m.," she said, adding that Wimmer then drove away in a jeep. Neighbors also said she had problems with her ex-boyfriend. Police wanted to talk with her boyfriend.


Her father described Wimmer as "a great kid," who "was always there for you, no matter what." Her father also thought that she had enemies.


Wimmer's MySpace account -- which was logged on Saturday -- includes a quote that reads, "I will survive whatever life has to throw at me. Nothing or nobody will hold me back."

Professor & student

Professor & student

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"


The student replied, "Here's an orange."


The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"

The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"

Tea & Coffee Have Better Taste

Tea & Coffee Have Better Taste

A psychologist of Sheffield University says that tea and coffee really do taste better from favourite cup or mug.

Dr Tom Stafford, of Sheffield University, says brains are trained to believe the daily ritual of making coffee or tea should be done in a certain way.

"Drinking tea and coffee is very ritualistic and people become very addictive to the way they want their brew made," he told to a famous magazine.

"Caffeine is very much a drug of reward and like any addict, people develop passions on how the drug is delivered. Wherever there is drug use then rituals will always develop.

"The long association with the delivery of a morning cup of coffee or tea people genuinely think it tastes better out of a particular cup.

"It might be irrational or arbitrary but it's absolutely true. Your daily brew tastes better from your favourite mug."

According to research, 65% of Brits have a favourite cup or mug.

Bekkel's Result

Bekkel's Result

Bekkel with Teacher 01

Bekkel: But I dont think I deserve zero on this paper.

Teacher: Neither do I, but its the lowest grade I can give you.

Bekkel with Teacher 02

Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?

Akkel: Yes, Sir.

Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

Bekkel: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

New Teacher with Bekkel

New Teacher: Are you chewing gum?

Bekkel: No, I'm Bekkel.

Bekkel with his mother

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

Bekkel: Because of absence.

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

Bekkel: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

Bekkel with his Father

Bekkel: Dad, can you write in the dark?

Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Bekkel: Your name on this report card.

Bekkel Fathers & Teacher

Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son, Bekkel.

Father: What's that?

Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.