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Quiz Of The Day

There is a man that lives on the top floor of a very tall building.


Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor
to leave the building to go to work.


Upon returning from work
though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to
walk the rest of the way, unless it's raining!


WHY?




Ans: The man was a dwarf and couldn't reach top lift buttons except with an umbrella.

Quiz

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?



Ans: Once.

After the first calculation, you will be subtracting 5 from 20,

then 5 from 15, and so on.


Brain Buzz

A man left a legacy of $10,000 to three relatives and their wives.



Together, the wives received $3960. June received $100 more than
Camille, and Martha received $100 more than June.


Jack Smith was
given just as much as his wife, Horace Saunders got half as much
again as his wife,


& Terry Conners received twice as much as his wife.


Which wife belongs to which husband?




Ans : As it is evident that Camille, June and Martha received respectively $1220, $1320 and $1420, making together the $3960 left to the three wives, if Jack Smith receives as much as his wife Camille, $1220; Horace Saunders half as much again as his wife June, $1980; and Terry Connors twice as much as his wife Martha, $2840, then we have correctly paired the married couples and accounted for exactly $10,000.

Today's Quiz

Que: How much dirt is in a hole that is


3 ft deep, and


6 inches in diameter?






Ans: None. A hole only has air in it, no dirt



Quiz

Look Before You Leap

One day, you are flying in a plane. There are 3 persons in plane. Suddenly the plane was malfunctioning. You have only one parachute. How would you process?


Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die on the jump anyway.


Optimist:
you refuse the parachute because people have survived crashes just like this before.


Procrastinator:
you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute.


Bureaucrat:
you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in multi-engine aircraft under code red conditions.


Computer Scientist:
you design a machine capable of operating a parachute as well as a human being could.


Mathematician:
you refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it will work in all cases.


Engineer:
you make them another parachute out of aisle curtains and dental floss.


Psychoanalyst:
you ask them what the shape of a parachute reminds them of.


Doctor:
you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment.


Lawyer:
you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline.


Judge:
after reminding them of their constitutional right to have a parachute, you take it and jump out.


Economist:
your only rational and moral choice is to take the parachute, as the free market will take care of the other person.


Statistician:
you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals, how much they would pay for a parachute.


IRS auditor:
you confiscate the parachute along with their luggage, wallet, and gold fillings.


Manager:
as you jump out with the parachute, you tell them to work hard and not expect handouts.


Consultant:
you tell them not to worry, since it won't take you long to learn how to fix a plane.


Salesperson:
you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too.


Advertiser:
you strip-tease while singing that what they need is a neon parachute with computer altimeter for only $39.99.


Philosopher:
you ask how they know the parachute actually exists.


Teacher:
you give them the parachute and ask them to send you a report on how well it worked.


English major:
you explicate simile and metaphor in the parachute instructions.


Comparative Literature major:
you read the parachute instructions in all four languages.


Dramatist:
you tie them down so they can watch you develop the character of a person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute.


Modern Painter:
you hang the parachute on the wall and sign it.


Auto Mechanic:
as long as you are looking at the plane engine, it works fine.

Do You Know The Term

Psychology is actually biology.


Biology is actually chemistry.


Chemistry is actually physics.


And physics is actually math.

Quiz

A man meets two men at two doors.

A sign above the two doors
says, "One door leads to eternal bliss, while one leads to certain peril.

One of these men always lies, while one always tells the
truth."

You may ask only one question.

What question do you ask to
be certain that you get to the room with eternal bliss?




Answer : He asks them, "If I ask the other man which way to go, what would his answer be?" They would both answer in the same way. Whatever the answer is, go the other way. If the man you ask always tells the truth, then the other always lies. The man you ask will tell truthfully that the answer would be the wrong way. If the man you ask always lies, then the other man tells the truth. The man you ask will lie and tell you that the other man would tell you the wrong way.In both cases the answer you would receive would be the wrong way. Go the other way.






Quiz

A boy leaves his house one summer day,


and began to run
into the woods to his grandmother's house which is on the other
side of the woods.


It should also be known that the boy reached
his grandmother's house.


How far did the boy run into the woods?







Answer: Halfway. The reason is that once you reach the middle, you are then
running out of the woods.

Quiz Of The Day

Four men and four women are shipwrecked on a desert island.


Eventually each one falls in love with one another, and is himself
loved by one person.


John falls in love with a girl who is in love
with Jim.


Arthur loves a girl who loves the man who loves Ellen.



Mary is loved by the man who is loved by the girl who is loved by
Bruce.


Gloria hates Bruce and is hated by the man whom Hazel

loves.


Enigma: Who loves Arthur?






Answer: Gloria Loves Arthur



Brain Buzz

A snail is at the bottom of a well 30 feet deep.


It crawls
up 3 feet each day, but at night, it slips down 2 feet.


How long
does it take for the snail to crawl out the well?








Answer: 28 days. Once it reaches the top, it does not slip down 2 feet.

Brain Buzz

What is at

the beginning of eternity,

the end of time,

the
beginning of every end, and

the end of every place?








Answer: "e"

Brain Buzz

Two mothers and two daughters were fishing.


They managed to catch
one big fish, one small fish, and one fat fish.


Since only three
fish were caught,


how is it possible that they each took home a fish?








Ans : The fishing party consisted of three people.

A grandmother,

a mother, and

a daughter.

The mother is both a mother and a daughter.

Brain Buzz

Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing).


The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer.


Yet no man throws a punch.


How is this possible?




Answer: They are female boxers.


Teacher VS Student

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?

STUDENT: Seven.

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?

STUDENT: Nine.

TEACHER: That's impossible.

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.




TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

KARIM: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: KARIM!




TEACHER: BASIR, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

BASIR: Me!



TEACHER: WILHELM, why do you always get so dirty?

WILHELM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.



TEACHER: Why are you late?

BROWNING: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

BROWNING: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."




TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

MARIA: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.



TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

STEPHEN: Don't bite any.



TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


Brain Storming Quiz

If 2 hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the
afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning.


What time would it be now?




Ans: Nine o'clock. Since there are 12 hours between the 2 times, & half of that time is six, then the halfway mark would have to be 7 o'clock, two hours ago, the time would now be 9 o.clock



16 Months Jail For Breaking Rule

A woman driver has been sentenced to 16 months jail after clocking up £280,000 in parking fines.


Magistrates in Graz, Austria, heard that Maria Schaeffer, 38, ignored 700 tickets for overstaying in short term parking bays.


Each £30 ticket snowballed to a £400 fine with extra penalties for non payment and costs.


Judges suspended the jail term on condition she pays the bulk of the fines.


A police spokesman said: "She should have realised that fines don't just disappear over time."

Healthy LIfe

Dr. Saw Huat Seong, Senior Consultant Cardio thoracic surgeon at Mount Elizabeth Hospital in Singapore, believes that lifestyle is a major factor in determining whether someone contracts heart disease. “I am a big proponent of lifestyle modifications. There are various risk factors to consider when talking about heart disease. Most people suffer from lack of exercise. Rich people are driven to their offices, they are driven everywhere, and there is no tradition of exercise.


“One thing most people are averse to is morning exercise routines. I don't know why, but most of you do not want to get up early in the morning and exert yourselves. One thing that is advantageous about morning exercise is that the ground is cool early in the morning. In the evening, all of the heat that the earth has accumulated from the sun is radiated to the atmosphere, and this has the effect of wear out those who exercise during that time. Another advantage is, in the early morning, we have some time to ourselves, while later we become busy, which in turn gives us excuses to evade exercise,” he said.


Diet is also very important, according to Dr. Seong. “Most people in south Asia take three big meals a day, which is unhealthy. There is a theory, and I think it is a good theory, that says that people should eat in smaller quantities throughout the day. This is particularly effective in combating diabetes.”


Dr. Timothy Lee, a Consultant Neurosurgeon at Gleneagles Hospital in Singapore will deliver his lecture on neck and lower back pains. “Neck and lower back pains are largely degenerative phenomena that get worse with age. 95 percent of patients do not need surgery, and for them the main objective should be to manage the pain by taking certain preventive measures.


“A common misconception is that the pain will be helped if you turn your head from side to side and make the cracking sound that is made when we crack our knuckles. While this may provide short term relief, it is harmful in the long run. These pains happen because of bones grinding against each other, therefore turning your head from side to side will eventually be harmful,” Lee said.


“Hyper extending the neck, like we do when looking upwards is harmful as it places stress on the neck. A possible way to lessen the effect of degeneration is to do exercises that build up muscles in the neck to provide support,” he added and went on to demonstrate the exercise which involves placing a hand on each of the four sides of the head (front, back, left, right) and pushing against it, without changing head position.


“Also, the position in which we sleep is important as we spend about six to eight hours a day in that position. The best sleeping position in this regard is to sleep on your back as that is the natural position. A crucial thing to remember is that there has to be cushioning under the neck, so as to avoid stress. Often, people sleep with just their heads on the pillow without support for the neck. The same applies to the lower back. Some think that it will help back pain if they sleep on a hard surface. That is wrong because our backs are naturally curved, and to avoid stress we must sleep on a mattress that supports our backs,” he said.


Some forms of exercise are harmful to the lower back. “Sit-ups, and any form of exercise that involves bending forward places stress on the lower back and aggravates back pain. Bending backwards builds muscles which support the region, and that is helpful in the long run.”


The importances of our lifestyles come through in both the doctors' words. Health is an often undervalued part of our lives, but it is up to us to ensure through proper lifestyle choices that we do not suffer too much in our old age.

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