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Blood Drops From Tear Instead Of Water

Rashida Khatoon, a young girl from northeast India cries tears of blood instead of water.


Doctors in the region of Patna, northeast India, have no medical explanation about this abnormality, but local Hindu holy men have declared Rashida a miracle. They also says that she is blessings toher family.


Rashida said,“I do not feel any pain when it happens, but it’s a shock to see blood instead of water.”


Some says that it is a brain tumor or malfunctioning of tear ducts, but there is no medical proof.


There is also a rare disease which is called Haemolacria? In this disease when a man cries, the tears are partially composed of blood. This can manifest as anything from red-tinged tears to those, which appear to be entirely blood.



Doctor & Patient

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.


Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.


Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.


Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?


Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Doctor & Patient

Patient to a doctor, I feel so sick I want to die!


Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.


“Well, if you wish,” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly.”


Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?


Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.


Doctor: Try getting up one hour later


Doctor (to the patient): Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?


Patient: Yes, sir. But I did not drink it.


Doctor: Why?


Patient : (Pointing to the bottle) : Because it is written on the label: Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.

Jokes Of The Day

Doctor: "Did you take the patient's temperature?"


Nurse: "No. Is it missing?"



Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?"


Nurse: "No change yet."



Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.


The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room.


We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one.


I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.


The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room.


It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.


The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."


St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file.


After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for five days!"



Healthy LIfe

Dr. Saw Huat Seong, Senior Consultant Cardio thoracic surgeon at Mount Elizabeth Hospital in Singapore, believes that lifestyle is a major factor in determining whether someone contracts heart disease. “I am a big proponent of lifestyle modifications. There are various risk factors to consider when talking about heart disease. Most people suffer from lack of exercise. Rich people are driven to their offices, they are driven everywhere, and there is no tradition of exercise.


“One thing most people are averse to is morning exercise routines. I don't know why, but most of you do not want to get up early in the morning and exert yourselves. One thing that is advantageous about morning exercise is that the ground is cool early in the morning. In the evening, all of the heat that the earth has accumulated from the sun is radiated to the atmosphere, and this has the effect of wear out those who exercise during that time. Another advantage is, in the early morning, we have some time to ourselves, while later we become busy, which in turn gives us excuses to evade exercise,” he said.


Diet is also very important, according to Dr. Seong. “Most people in south Asia take three big meals a day, which is unhealthy. There is a theory, and I think it is a good theory, that says that people should eat in smaller quantities throughout the day. This is particularly effective in combating diabetes.”


Dr. Timothy Lee, a Consultant Neurosurgeon at Gleneagles Hospital in Singapore will deliver his lecture on neck and lower back pains. “Neck and lower back pains are largely degenerative phenomena that get worse with age. 95 percent of patients do not need surgery, and for them the main objective should be to manage the pain by taking certain preventive measures.


“A common misconception is that the pain will be helped if you turn your head from side to side and make the cracking sound that is made when we crack our knuckles. While this may provide short term relief, it is harmful in the long run. These pains happen because of bones grinding against each other, therefore turning your head from side to side will eventually be harmful,” Lee said.


“Hyper extending the neck, like we do when looking upwards is harmful as it places stress on the neck. A possible way to lessen the effect of degeneration is to do exercises that build up muscles in the neck to provide support,” he added and went on to demonstrate the exercise which involves placing a hand on each of the four sides of the head (front, back, left, right) and pushing against it, without changing head position.


“Also, the position in which we sleep is important as we spend about six to eight hours a day in that position. The best sleeping position in this regard is to sleep on your back as that is the natural position. A crucial thing to remember is that there has to be cushioning under the neck, so as to avoid stress. Often, people sleep with just their heads on the pillow without support for the neck. The same applies to the lower back. Some think that it will help back pain if they sleep on a hard surface. That is wrong because our backs are naturally curved, and to avoid stress we must sleep on a mattress that supports our backs,” he said.


Some forms of exercise are harmful to the lower back. “Sit-ups, and any form of exercise that involves bending forward places stress on the lower back and aggravates back pain. Bending backwards builds muscles which support the region, and that is helpful in the long run.”


The importances of our lifestyles come through in both the doctors' words. Health is an often undervalued part of our lives, but it is up to us to ensure through proper lifestyle choices that we do not suffer too much in our old age.

Medical Terms

The following quotes were taken from actual medical records as dictated by physicians...


By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.


Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.


On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.


The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.


Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.


I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.


The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.


The patient refused an autopsy.


The patient has no past history of suicides.


The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.


Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.


The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.


She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.


The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.


The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.


The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.


She is numb from her toes down.


The skin was moist and dry.


Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.


Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.


Patient was alert and unresponsive.


When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room

Tap Stuck Kid's Eye

A Chinese man ended up with a water tap stuck in his eye after he slipped and fell in his bathroom.


Mr Zhao, 57, of Chongqing, was having his early morning wash when he fell and landed on the tap.


His family immediately called firefighters and ambulances who arrived to find him with the tap still jammed in his left eye.


"It was so scary, there was blood spouting everywhere," one family member told the Chongqing Business Daily.


Firefighters cut the pipe with hydraulic shears leaving the tap handle and a section of pipe still stuck in Zhao's eye.


Holding the pipe in his hands, Zhao walked to the ambulance and was rushed to hospital where staff called a plumber to try and make the pipe small enough to fit him in a CAT scan machine.


"But the plumber couldn't remove it without causing too much pain, so we had to change the plan and first take an X-ray," said Dr Zhao of Daping Hospital.


The X-ray showed the tap had gone two to three centimetres into Zhao's eye. Doctors were discussing how best to treat him when Zhao, who had now been waiting for three hours, pulled it out himself.


"I felt I could stand the pain, and it wouldn't be a problem," said Zhao, adding that he first looked at the X-ray with his good eye, and saw the tap had not gone in too deep.


Doctors were shocked by Zhao's bravery and immediately took the CAT scan, which showed he had a fractured nose and facial bones, but amazingly no damage to his eye or brain.


Want A Healthy Heart?

All of us want that our hearts must live healthy. To keep our hearts healthy some instructions are necessary to observe.


• Be calm and cool. Do not take stress; it is very harmful for your heart.


• Carry out exercise regularly. You can perform aerobic, walking, cycling or jogging.


• Do meditation; it will help keep you hale and hearty.


• Do not take excess salt and cholesterol. Take olive oil, soybean, vegetable oil temperately.


• Try to avoid beef, fast food and unhygienic food.


• Cigarettes and alcohols are too much dangerous for your heart. Be detached from such things.


• Eat fruits, vegetables, fiber, nuts regularly. Drink more water.

Indian doctor couple among winners

An Indian couple providing medical care and education to tribal people, a Philippine governor crippled by polio and an unconventional Japanese publisher are among winners of this year's Magsaysay awards, its foundation announced on Thursday.


The Ramon Magsaysay Award Foundation named Prakash and Mandakini Amte for the community leadership award. The couple, both medical doctors, run a hospital and school for the Madia Gond tribals in a remote part of central India.

The awards, seen as Asia's equivalent of the Nobel prize, also honoured Ahmad Syafii Maarif, the head of Indonesia's powerful Muhammadiyah group, Thai prosthetic limb manufacturer Therdchai Jivacate and Sri Lankan social worker Ananda Galappatti.

Grace Padaca, governor of the Philippine province of Isabela, received the award for government service. Crippled by childhood polio, she defeated a powerful political dynasty in the 2004 elections and was re-elected last year.


Akio Ishii received the award for journalism, literature and creative communication arts, the foundation said. Ishii is the head of publishing house Akashi Shoten, which has about 2,800 books in print that place discrimination, human rights and other difficult subjects in Japan's public domain, the foundation said.


The award for public service was given to the Centre for Agriculture and Rural Development Mutually Reinforcing Institutions, of the Philippines.


The awards, named for a popular Philippine president killed in a plane crash, were set up in 1957 by the trustees of the New York-based Rockefeller Brothers Fund.


More than 250 people and 17 groups, including the U.S. Peace Corps and the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, have been recognized by the foundation since the first awards in 1958.

Woman Sent to Morgue Alive

An elderly German woman was mistakenly sent the a city morgue only to die a few days later from the cold.

Police are now investigating the doctor who pronounced the 72-year-old dead before she was sent to the morgue.


The woman fell down in an old people's home and lost consciousness early last month.


The colour of her skin led the doctor to believe that she was dead.

Doctor

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."


A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."

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