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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached meand.....

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bushtea, Iced tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Answer: "With cow's milk please.

Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of waterinstead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"

MORAL OF THE STORY ISNEXT TIME WHEN U VISIT YOUR RICH FRIEND DON'T TALK TO THE MAID. ;p

Man Dresses Girlfriend inSteling Money

A Chilean man tried to steal $80,000 from his randmother by disguising his 21-year-old girlfriend as the woman and having her withdraw money from the bank.

The man falsified his 82-year-old grandmother's identity card and his girlfriend wore a latex mask.

They might have gotten away with it if it weren't for a bank worker who called the grandmother's home and learned she was visiting relatives in Venezuela.

"She acted like an elderly woman, was dressed as elderly woman and moved like one. It was a good impersonation," Victor Mellado, head of client service at the Banco de Chile in the port city of Talcahuano in southern Chile told local television.

Selling Virgin

AMERICAN shock jock HOWARD STERN will create his biggest outrage yet – by auctioning off a girl’s virginity on his radio show.

The 22-year-old brunette, who is using the pseudonym of NATALIE DYLAN “for safety reasons,” says the money will pay for her college tuition.

She was introduced to Howard by the owner of a brothel in Nevada, one of two US States where prostitution is legal.

The winner of the auction will get to consummate the relationship at the brothel, where the student's sister already works.

Natalie says: “I don't have a moral dilemma with it.

“We live in a capitalist society. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?”

In case anyone doubts her virginity, she is willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynaecological exam.

The auction will be launched on Stern’s Sirius radio in San Diego today and conducted on the brothel’s website.

Natalie says her mother - a “conservative” fourth-grade teacher - doesn't approve of the auction “but supports me” and she is prepared for the adverse publicity that the stunt will attract.

“I understand some people may condemn me,” she admits. “But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself.”

The girl, who already has a bachelor's degree in women's studies at Sacramento State, wants to study for a master’s in marriage and family therapy.

Sex Hunger

Female chimpanzees are hungry for sex with as many males as possible, and keep their mouths shut about it to boost their chances of luring the top chimps, a Scottish university has found.

Scientists at St Andrews university studied the copulation calls -- sounds they make during mating -- of female chimpanzees in Uganda to find out more about what they mean.The Scottish institution's team concluded that female chimps sometimes keep quiet during sex so their female rivals do not find out what they have been up to.

Evolutionary psychologists Simon Townsend and Klaus Zuberbuhler studied chimp behavior in Uganda's Budongo Forest over 16 months.The team established that female chimpanzees hid their sexual activity when high-ranking females were nearby, perhaps in a bid to reduce competition for good-quality males.

This could prevent higher-ranking female chimpanzees from turning on them.They also found the females produced more copulation calls when high-ranking males were around to attract them to have sex.The scientists believe that having sex with several males causes confusion among the male chimpanzees as to which one sired the offspring.The males are therefore less likely to kill any babies that might be theirs.

The study found no evidence that males were competing to have sex with females after they produced copulation calls, and no link between a female's fertility and her use of the calls."Chimpanzee females adjusted their calling behavior in flexible ways, potentially to avoid aggression from other females and possibly to secure future benefits from the socially important males," the study said.

The research indicated that the social pressures deriving from resource competition acted as an important selective force, shaping the copulation calling behavior in wild chimps."Competition between females can be dangerously high in wild chimpanzees," said Townsend, part of the team."Our findings highlight the fact that these females use their copulation calls in highly tactical ways to minimize the risks associated with such competition."

The female chimps we observed in the wild seemed to be much more concerned with having sex with as many different males as possible, without other females finding out about it, than causing male chimps to fight over them."We also found that the calling behavior of copulating females was unrelated to their fertile period and therefore not linked to the likelihood of conception."

Zuberbuehler added: "Copulation calling may be one potential strategy employed by female chimpanzees to advertise receptivity to high-ranked males, confuse paternity and secure future support from these socially important individuals."

# On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone no.

# You find yourself typing ‘com’ after every period when using a word processor.com

# You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again.

# You can perfectly imitate the sound patterd of your modem connecting to your ISP.

# You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than J.

# You are told about a new programme, & you are disappointed to find that it is a TV programme.

# Not only do you check youe e-mail more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.

TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU’VE OVERDOSED ON THE WORLD WIDE

WEB

# Your opening line is : “So, what’s your homepage address?”

# You see a beautiful sunset, & you half-expect to see “Enhanced for Netscape 4.0” on one of the clouds.

# You are overcome with disbelief, anger, & finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a webpage with no links.

# You left driven to consult the “Cool Page of the Day” on your wedding day.

# Your bookmark takes 15 mins. to scroll from top to bottom.

# You are driving on a dark & rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff & certain death, & you desperately look for the “Back” button.

# You visit “The really big button that doesn’t do anything” again & again & again.

# Your dog has his own webpage.

# So does your hamster.

# When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.

YOU MIGHT BE an ISP if…….

# You know 56k means ‘reliable 33.6’ & 33.6 means ‘reliable 28.8’ & so forth.

# You know the win98 setup wizard by heart & can walk a user through it without even interrupting your Quake/ MUD /IRC session to do so.

# You know where the email settings are in internet Mail, Outlook Express, Pegasus, Eudora, Netscape Mail, Messenger Mailbox, & you don’t use any of those programs for personal use.

# You maintain more than four websites & do not have time for a personal web page.

# You know what TCP/ IP stands for, not to mention DNS, HTTP, SNMP, BGP, OSPF, & DUN. You like acronyms.

# You know more IP addresses than phone no. Sometimes you just find it easier to type the dotted quad.

# You know more phone no. to modem banks than you know phone no. to people.

# You can name two web browsers other than Netscape or Microsoft’s.

# You loathe the dancing baby & other large file attachments sent through email to unsuspecting users who can’t pick them up off the server & then have to call & whine that their email doesn’t work anymore.

# You despise Microsoft FrontPage as a web-editing tool & as extensions to your web server.

# You can answer the question ‘is the internet broken’ without laughing.

THE THREE BILLY-GOATS GRUFF

Once upon a time there were three billy-goats called Gruff.

One fine day, the three billy-goats Gruff set off up the hillside. They were going to look for some sweet grass to eat so that they could grow fat.

On the way up the hillside, the three billy-goats Gruff came to a river. On the other side of the river was a beautiful meadow. In the meadow was the finest grass they had ever seen.

There was a wooden bridge over the river. Under the bridge there lived an ugly troll. People were afraid to cross the bridge because of the troll. Every time he heard footsteps on the bridge, he popped out and gobbled up the person who was trying to cross.

The three billy-goats Gruff were very frightened at the thought of the troll. Yet they longed to eat the sweet grass in the meadow, on the other side of the river.

After a while, the youngest billy-goat Gruff said that he would be the first to try to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, went the hooves of the youngest billy-goat Gruff on the wooden bridge.

Out popped the troll’s ugly head. He was so ugly that the youngest billy-goat Gruff nearly fell down with fright. “Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?” roared the troll.

The youngest billy-goat Gruff spoke in a tiny voice. “It’s only me, the littlest billy-goat Gruff, ” he said. “I’m going to the meadow to make myself fat.” “Then I’m coming to gobble you up,” roared the troll.

“Oh! No! Please don’t gobble me up,” said the youngest billy-goat Gruff, in a tiny voice. “I’m far too little and not at all fat. Wait until the second billy-goat Gruff comes along. He’s much fatter than I am. ”

“Very well,” said the troll. “Be off with you! I’ll wait until the second billy-goat Gruff comes along.” So the youngest billy-goat Gruff crossed the bridge and skipped off into the meadow to eat the sweet grass.

Then the second billy-goat Gruff said that he would try to cross the bridge. Trip, trap, trip, trap, went the hooves of the second billy-goat Gruff on the wooden bridge.

Out popped the troll’s ugly head. He was so ugly that the youngest billy-goat Gruff nearly fell down with fright. “Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?” roared the troll.

The second billy-goat Gruff spoke in a rather soft voice. “It’s only me, the second billy-goat Gruff,” he said. “I’m going to the meadow to make myself fat.” “Then I’m coming to gobble you up,” roared the troll.

“Oh! No! Please don’t gobble me up,” said the second billy-goat Gruff, in his rather soft voice. “I’m not very big and not very fat. Wait until the third billy-goat Gruff comes along. He’s very big and very fat. ”

“Very well,” said the troll. “Be off with you! I’ll wait until the third billy-goat Gruff comes along.” So the second billy-goat Gruff crossed the bridge and skipped off into the meadow to eat the sweet grass.

Then at last, up came the eldest billy-goat Gruff, to try to cross the bridge. He was a very big billy-goat. His beard was long and his horns were almost fully grown.

TRIP, TRAP, TRIP, TRAP, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, went the hooves of the eldest billy-goat Gruff on the wooden bridge.

Out popped the troll’s ugly head. He was so ugly that the youngest billy-goat Gruff nearly fell down with fright. But he did not show it. He only stamped his hooves harder - TRIP, TRAP, TRIP, TRAP, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!

“Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?” roared the troll. The eldest billy-goat Gruff’s voice was even louder and gruffer than the troll’s voice. “It’s me, the biggest billy-goat Gruff,” he bellowed.

“Then I’m coming to gobble you up,” roared the troll.
“Oh no you are not!,” bellowed the eldest billy-goat Gruff. “I’m coming to gobble you up! ” And he stamped his feet even louder; TRIP, TRAP, TRIP, TRAP, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!

After that, the eldest billy-goat Gruff butted the troll with his big horns. The troll fell off the bridge and into the river.

The ugly troll fell head first into the deep water. There was a mighty splash and he did not come up again.

So that was the end of the ugly troll.

From this time on, people went over the bridge without fear. Never again did the troll pop his head out from under the bridge to roar,“Who’s that trip-trapping over my bridge?”

Then the three billy-goats Gruff lived happily in the meadow on the hillside. They ate the sweet grass and they really did get fat.

Funny Sms

# Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.

# When You give your heart When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, coz broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks.

# One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life. You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

# In my life I learned how to love to smile to be happy to be strong to work hard to be honest to be faithful to forgive but I couldn't learn how to stop remembering you.

# if one day u feel like crying. CALL ME i don't promise u that. i will make u laugh but i can cry with u if one day u want 2 run away. don't b afraid to call me. i don't promise 2 ask u 2 stop but I can run with u if one day u don't want 2 listen ANY BODY! call me and.... i promise 2 b very quiet but.... if one day u call & there is no answer.. come fast 2 see me... perhaps I need u..

# system of love Jan-ROSE, Feb-PROPOSE, Mar-GIFT, Apri-LIFT, May-CHATING, June-DATING, July-Miss U, Aug-MEET U, Sep-ANGER, Oct-DANGER, Nov-LEFT, Dec-NEXT...

# 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don't have 2 bother about missed calls..
4. Don't have to worry about how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don't have 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

# Keep.....................IN TOUCH WITH ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!

# positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly

THE GINGERBREAD BOY

SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DWARFS

Snow White lives with a beautiful Queen. The Queen has a magic mirror. The Queen likes to look in her magic mirror. She says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, “You are the fairest,” and the Queen is pleased.

One day the Queen looks into her magic mirror and says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, ”Snow White is the fairest.”

The Queen is angry. She says to a man, ”Go with Snow White and kill her."

Snow White and the man go off into the forest. Snow White says, “Please do not kill me I will make my home here in the forest. You can say that you killed me. I will not go home to the Queen”

“Of you go then,” says the man. Snow White goes off into the forest. She sees a little white house. She stops to look at it.

Snow White looks into the little house. No one is at home. She goes in. All the things in the house are little. Snow White gets into one of the little beds.

Some dwarfs live in the little house. They come home and see Snow White in bed. “Who I s this girl?” they say.

Snow White gets up. She sees the dwarfs. “Please help me” she says. “The Queen wants to kill me.” “You can live here with us,” say the dwarfs. Snow White thanks the dwarfs.

The dwarfs go off into the forest to work, and Snow White works in the house all day.

One day the Queen looks into her magic mirror and says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, “Snow White is the fairest.” “What?” says the Queen. “Snow White is not here. She is dead.” “No,” says the mirror. “Snow White is not dead. She lives with some dwarfs in a little white house in the forest.”

The Queen is angry. “I have to kill Snow White,” she says. She gets some apples. One of the apples is big and red. The Queen puts poison on the big red apple.

The Queen puts on her black cloak. She goes to look for Snow White. She comes to the little white house and says, “Can I come in?”

Snow White looks to see who is there. The Queen says, “Here is a big red apple for you.” She gives Snow White the apple with poison on it.

Snow White likes apples. She thanks the Queen and has one bite of the apple. Then she falls down as if she is dead. The Queen is pleased.

The Queen goes home and looks in her magic mirror. She says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?” “You are the fairest,” says the mirror.

The dwarf come home and think that Snow White is dead. “What can we do?” they say.
A Prince comes to the house. He sees Snow White and stops to look at her. “What a beautiful girl” he says. He picks Snow White up, and the piece of poisoned apple falls from her mouth. Snow White looks at the Prince.

The Prince says to Snow White, “Please marry me.” “Yes” says Snow White. She thanks the dwarfs, and then she goes away with the Prince.

The Queen says to her magic mirror, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?” “Snow White is the fairest, and she is going to marry the Prince,” says the mirror. The Queen is so angry that she falls down dead.

Snow White and the Prince get married. Everyone is very happy.

MOTTO : BE HAPPY WHAT YOU HAVE

Classic Bangla Sms

# Bandhu mane Meghla Dupur, Shishir Vega Vor, Bandhu mane Praner Jore Valobasar Dor. Bandhu Mane bejai khusi, ektu oviman. Monar majhe kothay jeno valobasar tan. HappyY FriendshiP DaY.

# Jiboner onak din Purano hoe galeo Boshore 1ti din shobsomoy Notun kore Dhora dey…Mone koria dey nijer Shekorer Kotha...Ostitter Kotha...Aj Shai Rokhome Ak Ta Din..Best of Luck HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U

# Eid mane Khusi, Eid mane Anondo
Eid assa bhulia dita sokol Bivad-Dondo,
Eid mane vola jawa joto Dukku Voi
Eid er moto tomar jibonta houq Diptimoy….
EiD MubaraK…. Bondu

# Notun Surjo, Notun Pran, Notun Shur, Notun Gan, Notun Alloy katuk adhar Par hoye jao okul pathar Katuk Bishad Asuk Horso Suvo hok APNAR NOBOBORSHO.

# Choitrer Raat Sheshe Shurjo Ashe Notun Beshe, Shei Shurjer Rongin Aalo Muche Dik Tomar Jiboner Shokol Kalo….SHUVO NOBOBORSHO

# Ai mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai mon chai tumar muker ektu Hasi,
Ai mon chai sudu thakte tumar pasapasi! ROMANTIC SMS

# Kisu Megh eka, Kisu Bristi oshru, Kisu Alo biborno, Kisu Adhar ononto, Kisu Rat nirghum, Kisu Kasta ferarir, Kisu Asha opurno…SHUVO NOBOBORSHO

# Sharoter haway dule Shovra Kashful, Nodir 2 kul tai Anonde Bakul. 1 Chilte Megher 1 tukro Alo, Kisu cina shudo thako Onek Valo. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

# Tumi akhon bondo…amar khub Dear,
Amakao rako tumar….ridoyer Near,
Allah cara kaoka tumi…karona Fear,
Dekhva kovu jibona tumar….asbena Tear….FRIENDSHIP WISH SMS

# Kuyasa veja Amar Akash, Monta tai Udash Udash, Megher sathe Misti Kothon, Do noyone Ojhor Srabon, Ami achi Jemon Temon, Tumi Acho Kemon?

# Kisu Kotha tha-k Jayna Bola - Buje Nite hoy, kichu Betha tha-k Jayna Dekha - Onuvob Korte hoy, kichu Bondon tha-k Jayna Dekha - khu-j Nite hoy, GOOD NIGHT

# Na jene na suna kokhono diyo nako Mon,
Valo kore aga take jane nao, Sa kemon doron,
Aabeg ta komia aalap ta jomia aage jena nao tar vetor goron…Pore dio Mon.

# Bondhu mane Nil Sagore Uchle Pora Dheu, Bondhu mane Apon Kore Khuja Newa Kau. Bondhu mane Dure Giyeo Thaka Kachakachi, Sokal-bikel Janie dewa “BONDHU AMI ACHI ” HappY FriendshiP DaY

# Bondhutto mane Nisarthota, Ovimaner Rag, 2jon k Jana, Kothar Fuljhuri, Osonkho Valolaga Onuvuti, Choto Choto Jhogra, Abar Milay Jaoa" ---But NEVER BREAKUP Happy Friendship day.

# Eccha golo Akas cholo, Vaslo meger Sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo Pari,
Moner maje sater baje khusita mon Saje,
Eid er din hok Rongin ai kamonate….EiD MubaraK

# Bondhu thake Shukher Dine/Bondhu thake Dukher Dine/ Boishakeri Jhoro Haway/ Boshonteri Snigdho Melay/ Kak daka Oi Notun Dine/ Klanto 1diner Sheshe/ Bondhu 2mi Acho Bole/ Hashte Pari Mon Khule HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

# Tumi amar Ringtone, Tumi Vibration,
Tumi amar GP, AKTEL, djuice connection,
Tumi amar GPRS, Tumi amar EDGE,
Tumi amar hridoy jure NETWORK COVERAGE.

# Dinguli jemoni hok thik e jai Kate,
Tobe bolo lav ki purono sriti Geta,
A Bochore puran houk tomar Sokol Assa,
NeW YeaR e tomar jonno ata e kori prottasa.

# Bastota amake dei na Obosor,
Tai bole vabona amai Sartopor,
Jakane ei thaki, thaki jotoi Dure…
Tumi aso sarakkon ai hridoy Jure.

# Tomar jonno Sokal, Dupur, Tomar jonno Sondha,
Tomar jonno sokol Golap & Rojoniogondha,
Tomar jonno sob Sur tomar jonno Chondro,
Notun bocor boye anuk Onabil Annondo….HappY NeW YeaR

Special Eid Message

# Wishing U a Beautiful Eid, Wishing u Joy, Wishing u Laughter, Starting from Eid day & lasting long after! EID MUBARAK

# To wish u a good Fortune, good Health & Success & all U may need for complete Happiness, A wonderful “Eid” delightful all through a future so rich in life’s joys for u. “EID MUBARAK!”

# When the Sun has Set, and Day is Done-I'll break this Chain, but only one.By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!It's time for EID and lots of fun!!!

# All the *s of the Sky, all the *s of the Sea, all the colors of the Flower, wanna give U but its not possible, I can wish u with n sms “EID MUBARAK”

# May this...Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,Eid bring God Endless Blessings,Eid bring Fresh Love...“EID MUBARAK” to You with all best wishes

# May Allah bring you Joy, Happiness, Peace and Prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! “EID MUBARAK”!

# May the blessings of Allah fill your life with Happiness and open all the doors of Success now and always. EID MUBARAK

# Hope Love and Laugher, warmth Wishes, Joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, Jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy EID MUBARAK.

# May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

# May the magic of this EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may U celebrate it with all ur close friendzzz & may it fill ur HEART with wonders.

# 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRAK

# May the Angels protect U...may the Sadness forget u,...may Goodness surround u and may Allah always bless U…”EID MUBARAK”

# A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its true, but u know what, its sweetest when its U…”EID MUBARAK” from the core n kernel of my heart.

# I wish a wish 4 u, its a wish I wish 4 few, the wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true..........wish U HAPPY EID DAY

# The Moon has been sighted
The Samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of Dua's is all I requestand
and just wanted to wish U all the BEST!!!
"EID MUBARAK"

# No shadows to depress U, Only joys to surround U, God himself to bless U, these r my wishes for U, Today, Tomorrow, & Every Day. Eid Mubarak.

# May Allah brings this Eid blessing 2 all Muslim ummah.. n may Allah shower His rehmat n barakat upon the entire Ummah.. n lets make this promise on this Eid day We’ll live our live according 2 the Quran n Sunnah of our Nabi (s.a.w).. May Allah except our hidayat n taufeeq 2 do more good deeds.. n save us 4rm fitna.. Eid Mubarak.# Look Outside... It's so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you... Trees Dancing for you... Birds singing for you... Because I requested them All to wish You **..*EID MUBARAK*..**

# Before the Golden Sun Rise, Let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success, Prospourus and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family. HappY EiD MubaraK..

# Do you know the Meaning of EID?I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"So, In your life all moments bring EID for U....Wish You...EID MUBARAK.

# I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe. Eid Mubarak# May this...Eid brings FunMay this...Eid brings Fun, Eid brings Happiness,Eid brings Endless Blessings,Eid brings fresh love...“EID MUBARAK” to You with all best wishes

# Wishing u happy Eid, soft as Silk, white as milk, sweet as Honey, full of Money and Bubli as u.

# May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness, Ur heart with love, Ur soul with spirtual, Ur mind with wisdom, wishing U a very Happy Eid Mubarak# Missing U a lot on this Eid. Wishing U were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me. EiD MuBaRak

# As Allah waters His creation, may He also sprinkles His wonderous blessings over U & Ur beloved ones. *Eid Mubarak*

# Lonesome without U, each & every moment. When Im alone I close my eyes n think of U n thoughts of Ur love warms me inside n makes me smile. Miss U a lot. Eid MuBaRaK

# Eid Ul Adha is Eid of Sacrifice, & commitment to Allah’s Orders, May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life, & help all amongst us, who r helpless, worried & waiting for His Rahmat. EiD MubaraK

# (Bangla Sms)
Eccha golo Akas cholo, Vaslo meger Sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo Pari,
Moner maje sater baje khusita mon Saje,
EID er din hok Rongin ai kamonate….EiD MubaraK

# (Bangla Sms)
Eid mane Khusi, Eid mane Anondo
Eid assa volia dita sokol Bivad Dondo,
Eid mane vola jawa joto dukku voi
Eid er moto tomar jibonta houq Diptimoy….
EID MUBARAK…. Bondu

# No formalities…….No artificial wishes……No decorative words……just from the deepest core of my heart…..EID MUBARAK. God bless u.

# EID MUBARAK! May Eid brings happiness to ur life & give it a touch of perpetually so that u may feel everyday the EID DAY.

# May on this Eid the Plate of ur life is filled with juicy Kababs n Tikkas topped with Chatni of Happiness & covered with salad of love. “EID MUBARAK”

# The holy moon of Eid is curbe & vanishes away soon. But it is not the case of happiness & merriment it brings. Enjoy every pulse of the Holy Moment.

# E
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Endless Joy
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Infinite Pleasure
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Delicious Food
Wish that…………..
Every single Day become Eid for U. EID MUBARAK

# A beautiful moment is waiting for U. Please look at the sky. You will see many star glittering. Please find a star which I gift for U. EID MUBARAK

# On a special day like this, I’m sending U warm wishes 4 a world of Happiness, Good Luck, Cheers & all the joy Life can bring. Wish U a Fantastic Eid. EID MUBARAK….

# Look at the Clock, Second is running, Minutes r walking, Hour is moving, because all of them r saying Eid is coming. Advance Eid Mubarak.

# Eid gives us pleasure, Brings us Joy, Keeps us Smile! Help us to realize! Induces us in Sacrifice! Teaches us to Love & Create us a great View.