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Showing posts with label tele message. Show all posts

Psychiatric Helpline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.


If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.


If you have
multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.


If you are
paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.


If you are
schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.


If you are
depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.


If you are
delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you
are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Different Profession Different Mind Set

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.


An archaeologist is a person who's career lies in ruins.


An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.


An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Mark Twain


A chemical engineer is a man who is doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.


A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.


A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.


An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Laurence J. Peter


An editor is a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

Elbert Hubbard


A journalist is someone who spend 50% of its time not saying what he knows and 50% of its time talking about things he doesn't know.


A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".

Franz Kafka


A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

Charles R. Darwin


A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.


A philosopher is a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands why.


A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.


A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.


A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.


A schoolteacher a is disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.


A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful women enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody.


A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.


A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

Laugh and Sorrow Toghther

THE winds blew hard against her face and she wrapped the jacket tighter against her body. She stood in the middle of the vast desert. All those past memories flooded her mind and she could recall each and every one of them with unusual clarity as if they where happening right in front of her.


She saw a girl in her early teens dressed up in a pretty summer dress standing in front of a mirror. The girl was trying her best to look pretty and she constantly changed her posture to see which one of them suited her the most. But then when she showed her self to her friends they all seemed to have hysterics and they said to her that nothing would ever suit her. The girl suddenly halted on her tracks. She pretended as if it was normal to laugh at some one and laughed along with them, mocking her own self.


She then saw a girl in her mid teens smiling up at a boy of her own age. The girl's eyes were glittering with hope and apprehension and then the boy spoke and he asked her if she could arrange for him the number of her best friend. For an instance the smile faded from the girl's lips but then she forced a grin on her face and showed him the thumbs up.


Her trail of thoughts then stopped at another incident where she saw the same girl who was now in her late teens standing in front of a guy. The guy was repeatedly telling her sorry. The girl had a card clutched in her left hand and when she heard the guy say sorry the card fell from her hand but she laid a friendly punch on the guy's shoulder and said ' we will still be friends, right?' and with that they both laughed out.She sighed. Through all those years the girl had coated all her sorrows with laughter because she did not want to lose her friends. But now that they were all gone, the girl had no reason to hold back her tears.As she looked up and saw the stars appear one by one in the night sky, a tear rolled down her cheek.

LOVE SMS

# As I feel the tear go down my cheek,I notice that my heart is weak,For the love I have for you,Will always be gold and true,I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,But know my love will always last,Even though we are a distance apart,You always have the key to my heart.

# A person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who still sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believe the smile on your face.

# Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!

# To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!

# U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad. Luv U

# Love ur life coz life is a long journey to go. Life is a game yet to be played more. Life is a question yet to be answered more. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. So live ur life as long as u can. Every moment is lovable in life.

# Luv is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!

# Never ask for a kiss, just take it.Never ask for a hug, just give it.Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.Never say I can't live without u, say I live for U

# Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!

# Luv doesn't ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv doesn't ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn't ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn't ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv doesn't ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.

# To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching... is the miracle called Love.

# People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

# I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!

# Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.

# Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they'll luv u back! Don't expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content it grew in urs.

# I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

# Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up smiling about the one u dream of.

# When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I'll always luv u.

# Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed; to those who still need love even though they've been hurt before.

# I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when I'm just a someone to u.

# IF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE R MISSING U .I M ONE OF THEM .IF ONE PEOPLE IS MISSING U THATS ME .IF NO ONE IS MISSING U .BE SURE I M DEAD,

FRIENDSHIP SMS

# There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links our hearts together even if we walk separate roads of life.

# The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember.

# I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

# I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

# Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life.

# A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.

# U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

# A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

# Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

# One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces

# Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.

# Sometimes in life, we tend 2 run so fast that we don’t notice firends r running with us, we only notice them when we fall & they stop 2 pick us up.

# Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, fingers brothers & sisters, but a loving friend is blood! So, always keep flowing regularly. Gud Day!

# Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to play by rules & then u must forget the rules & play from ur Heart.

# I have opened an emotional account for u in my heart. Deposit ur friendship in it and I'll make sure that U receive the interest as long as I'm alive.

# Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When u r right, no one remembers, but when u r wrong, no one forgets. Don't worry! I'm here to remember ur rights and forget ur wrongs.

# Friendship is a bridge between U n Me, when u r sad & lonely cross it, I'll wait on the other side forever & if u r afraid, just tell me, I'll cross it for U.# A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U. # Friendship is like an onion,which has a lot of layers.It`ll add teste to ur life.but if u try to cut it u`ll got tears in ur eyes.

#If u try to forget me i`ll brek 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32.All o fur yellow teeth.

# In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close ur eyes and follow ur heart coz heart may be in left but it is always right

# A friend is someone who always hold ur hand.No matter how close or far aparty always be with u.A friend is some one who knows all about and still love.

# Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you........ # A REAL FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO SEES THE 1ST DROP OF UR TEARS,CATCH THE 2ND DROPE,STOP THE 3RD DROPE,AND REPLESS THE 4TH DROPE WITH SMILE & JOYS. # Friendship is a bridge between us.I if u are alone cross it & come to me.i`ll give u company.but if are affride tell me i`ll cross the bridge for u.

# The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship. # In The Flower My Rose Is You, In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You, In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You, That's Why I Always MISS YOU. # Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. # keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH! # Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U! # Hold a true friend with both your hands, don't let go 4 true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why i'm holding you tight! Cant let U go.

# Keep me as a friend I will keep in my heart lock it up & throw the key that no one take you away from me # The recipe of friendship 1 cup of sharing 2 cups of caring 3 cups of 4giveness mix all of these 2gether to make friends 4ever

# To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.

# Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luv u.. Never say thanx who really need u.. Never blame a person who really trust u.. Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE..

# You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

# For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever...

# If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the... # Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that... # True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile!

# MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot! # Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.! # A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it... # ** .. ( ö, )( ", ) ((")(")(")(") The nicest place in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.

# I have open n emotional bank account in my heart. Plz deposit ur FRIENDSHIP in it. I make u sure that U will receive interest as long as I am live

# The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~! # Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

# A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

# I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

# The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!! # KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

# We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

# If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

# When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

# A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

# So many of us either fear tmr or regret yesterday. But I won't fear tmr, if I get 2 b ur fren 4ever, and I don't regret yesterday, coz 1 yesterday, I met u.

# There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u! # Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

# A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

# Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

# Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you..

# Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

# As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

# Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth..

# Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back.

# Without humor, life sucks. Without Love, Life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, life is nearly impossible.

# Memories last forever, they simply never die, true friends stay together - they NEVER say good-bye.

# Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!

# A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.

# I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

# Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs.

# True friends warm the heart, make you laugh, smile...yes, you are a true friend.

# Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.

# Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a
garden full of memories … of many good things.

# A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

# There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links our hearts together even if we walk separate roads of life.

# The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember.

# I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

# A lover makes you realise, 'how wonderful the world is', but its a friend who makes you realise, 'how wonderful you are!'

# True friends see u true, believe in things u want to do, feel glad when ur dreams come true. Best of all they don't judge u, they simply luv u coz u r u!

# The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u... that makes a gud Relationship!

# I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

# Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life

# A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.

# U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

# A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

# Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

# One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces

# Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.

# Sometimes in life, we tend 2 run so fast that we don’t notice firends r running with us, we only notice them when we fall & they stop 2 pick us up.

# Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, fingers brothers & sisters, but a loving friend is blood! So, always keep flowing regularly. Gud Day!

# Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to play by rules & then u must forget the rules & play from ur Heart.

# I have opened an emotional account for u in my heart. Deposit ur friendship in it and I'll make sure that U receive the interest as long as I'm alive.

# Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When u r right, no one remembers, but when u r wrong, no one forgets. Don't worry! I'm here to remember ur rights and forget ur wrongs.

# Friendship is a bridge between U n Me, when u r sad & lonely cross it, I'll wait on the other side forever & if u r afraid, just tell me, I'll cross it for U.

# Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know 'how good u are, but I know How Special U R.

# The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back.

# Friends are like Street Lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.

# Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are true, but do you know they are a Blessing when they are like U.

# Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mystery, risk & tensions are part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.

# Each day God sends his angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo. Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends. Thnx 4 being an angel to me!

# No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send, just a..caring heart saying....Take Care always my dear friend.

# U r my best friend forever & always we're together too much but far not enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two

# Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'

# When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enough 2 carry on don't give up, coz where ur strength ends my worth as ur Friend begins.

# There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in u!

# If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

# Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u

# Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

# We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship. I can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky

# A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

# Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

# God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

# If time slips away without a word from me, U don't hv 2 worry about our friendship coz feelings, beyond words, will always keep me AROUND!

# Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

# Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking & laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful

# Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

# If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

# Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

# Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

# Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God

# Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

# Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.

# Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know 'how good u are, but I know How Special U R. # You konw what? I like u!You know why? Coz u r the best.You know why? In ur own simple ways, u make me feel special.U know when? Since the day we became friends.

# The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back.

# Friends are like Street Lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.

# Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are true, but do you know they are a Blessing when they are like U.

# Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mystery, risk & tensions are part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.

# Each day God sends his angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo. Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends. Thnx 4 being an angel to me!

# No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send, just a..caring heart saying....Take Care always my dear friend.

# Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.

# Open ur door when u r alone, open ur heart when u feel sad, but don't open ur hand when u need a friend, coz I'm already holding ur hand forever.

# U r my best friend forever & always we're together too much but far not enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two

# Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'

# When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enough 2 carry on don't give up, coz where ur strength ends my worth as ur Friend begins.

# There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in u!

# I want you to know that your friendship mean's alot to me. If we were on a sinking boat & there's only 1 lifejacket... I would really miss you.

# Friendship is a gift when it's new, it's a miracle when it's true but u know what? It's a blessing when it'is U

# A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious, a friend is U !

# Forever in my heart, u wud be cherished & in my mind ur alwayz thought of, we may be far away but in my heart u remain 1 of the special person I gained in life. I'm blessed to hv a Friend Like u.

# If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

# Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u

# Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

# True friends see u true, believe in things u wanna do, feel glad wen ur dreams come true, best of all they don't judge, they simply luv u coz u r u

# My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left....I.C.U or......U C me

# We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship. I can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky

# A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

# Few Relations In Earth Never Die. Wanna know wht is it?
(F)ew
(R)elations
(I)n
(E)arth
(N)ever
(D)ie

# Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

# God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

# The words that escape a friend's mouth r: I'll be there when u say u need me. But the words that r unheard from a true friend's heart r: I'll be there... whether u say u need me or not

# If time slips away without a word from me, U don't hv 2 worry about our friendship coz feelings, beyond words, will always keep me AROUND!

# Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

# Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking & laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful

# Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

# If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

# Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

# Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

# Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U. Good Morning!

# Have a Heart that never breaks; Have a Smile that never fades; have a Touch that never hurts; Have a Friendship that never ends, Like Ours!

# Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

# It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!

# Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

# Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being just right for me!

# I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

# Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it’s enough to know they are just standing by. Gud Morning

# Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I'm passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is shit without YOU !

# Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

# Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we meet. Keep in touch.

# Hold a true friend with both your hands; don't let go for true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why I’m holding you tight! Can’t let U go

# Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each Other. And True friends stay forever beyond words, beyond time.

# Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

# We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv

# Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

# Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

# True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent. -Erwin T. Randall

# Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God

# 1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

# Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

# Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.

# A True Friend is someone who brings us laughter, even in our tears, whose memories makes us smile across the miles & through the years......A freind is kind & thoughtful, whose company is pleasure, someone who listens & uderstands, whose good advice is a treasure...,

# A true friend is one who overlooks your failure & tolerate your success.

# Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

# Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

# In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

# Be slow in choosing a friend, Slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

# A frind to all is a frind to none. - Aristotle

# The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.

# My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. - Henry Ford

# Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together.

# Dont walk on front of me, I may not follow. Dont walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me & be my friend.

# Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave & impossible to forget. - G. Randlof

# A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

# A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

# A friend is someone you can be alone with & have nothing to do & not be able to think of anything to say & be comfortable in the silence. - Sheryl Condie

# But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Mohammed Ali

# Remember the gratest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends. - Cindy Lew

# Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure. - Jewish saying

# The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

HAPPY NEW YEAR

# Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


# Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.


# New is the year, New are the hopes and the aspirations, New is the resolution, New are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u. Have a promising and fulfilling NeW YeaR.


# Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!


# May The Year Bring for You....
Happiness, Success and filled with Peace, Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR *


#Great, Prosperous, Blissful
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR


# With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR *



# Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*


# I Wish in (Year) God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!


# In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.


# Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.


# Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this Year bring Happiness for you Dear.


# New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.


# In Year (Year) may God...would be your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,God Always Guide You & Carry You...Happy New Year


# Ring out the old, Ring out the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow…
The year is going, let him go.
Ring out the false, ring in the true…

# A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love...All these are my Prayers for You…Wish a Happy New Year.


# I Wish a wish for You Dear… Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year.


# Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution.


# Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year with God Bless.


# Before the Sun Sets on this Year Before the sun sets in this year, Before the memories fade, Before the network get jammed,,,,,Wish U and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year.


# New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new Friends, God bless you through out the NeW YeaR.


# Allah Bless U n Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U’ve Ever Spend.


#My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful Year


# Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR


# Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

# The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The NEW YEAR has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties & possibilities of the coming 12 months!

# Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man his son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad New Year to all the earth.

# We’ll open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity & its 1st chapter is New Year’s Day.

# Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

# When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2007

# No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday... Happy New Year

# As We Bring This Year To An End And The New Year Begins. Let Us Pray That It Will Be A Year With New Peace, New Understanding, New Happiness And...

# New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures &...

# New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm
wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

# Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear

# New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish

# Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

# When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2007






101 Ways to Say I Love U

Here's so many ways to say I LOVE YOU


Afrikaans - Ek het jou liefAlbanian - Te duaArabic - Ana behibak (to male)

Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)

Armenian - Yes kez sirumenBambara - M'bi fe

Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashiBelarusian - Ya tabe kahayu

Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo

Bulgarian - Obicham te

Cambodian - Bung Srorlagn Oun (to female) Oun Srorlagn Bung (to male)Cantonese

Chinese - Ngo oiy ney aCatalan - T'estimo

Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse

Chichewa - NdimakukondaCorsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)

Creol - Mi aime jou

Croatian - Volim te

Czech - Miluji te

Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig

Dutch - Ik hou van jou

English - I love you

Esperanto - Mi amas vin

Estonian - Ma armastan sind

Ethiopian - Ewedishalehu : male/female to femaleEwedihalehu: male/female to male.

Faroese - Eg elski teg

Farsi - Doset daram

Filipino - Mahal kita

Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua

French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore

Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort

Georgian - Mikvarhar

German - Ich liebe dich

Greek - S'agapo

Gujarati - Hu tumney prem karu chu

Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw

Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi

Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)

Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)

Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae

Hmong - Kuv hlub koj

Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta

Hungarian - Szeretlek

Icelandic - Eg elska tig

Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw

Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu

Inuit - Negligevapse

Irish - Taim i' ngra leat

Italian - Ti amo

Japanese - Aishiteru

Kannada - Naa ninna preetisuve

Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka

Kiswahili - Nakupenda

Konkani - Tu magel moga cho

Korean - Sarang Heyo

Latin - Te amo

Latvian - Es tevi miilu

Lebanese - Bahibak

Lithuanian - Tave myliu

Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu

Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu

Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni

Marathi - Me tula prem karto

Mohawk - Kanbhik

Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik

Nahuatl - Ni mits neki

Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni

Nepali - Ma Timilai Maya Garchhu

Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg

Pandacan - Syota na kita!!

Pangasinan - Inaru Taka

Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo

Persian - Doo-set daaramPig

Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay

Polish - Kocham Cie

Portuguese - Eu te amo

Romanian - Te ubesk

Roman Numerals - 333

Russian - Ya tebya liubliuScot

Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort

Serbian - Volim te

Setswana - Ke a go rataSign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You'Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyanSioux - Techihhila

Slovak - Lu`bim taSlovenian - Ljubim te

Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo

Swahili - Ninapenda wewe

Swedish - Jag alskar dig

Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di

Tagalog - Mahal kita

Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li

Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe

Tamil - Naan unnai kathalikiraen

Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu

Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)

Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)

Turkish - Seni Seviyorum

Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu

Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo

Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)

Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)

Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu

Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh

Yoruba - Mo ni fe

QUOTATION

What’s another word for thesaurus? -- Steven Wright


Some are born great; some achieve greatness, & some hire PR officers. -- Daniel J. Boorstin


Build a man a fire, & he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, & he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. ----- Terry Pratchett


Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. -- Dave Barry


And my parents finally realize that I’m kidnapped & they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room. -- Woody Allen


You can only be young once but you can be immature forever. -- Dave Berry


You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today & we don’t know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeners


I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. -- Les Dawson


Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright


The pen is mightier than the sword, & considerably easier to write with. -- Marty Feldman


Memory is a strange bell
Jubilee & knell -- Emily Dickinson


See, now they vanish,
The faces & places, with the self which, as
It could loved them,
To become renewed, transfigured, in another pattern. -- T.S.Eliot

FUNNY STORY

AMAZING TALE…………..

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.

He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, “If I could only see the world, I will marry you.”

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, “Now you can see the world, will you marry me?”

The girl looked at her boyfriend & saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn’t expected that.

The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left her in tears & days later wrote a note to her saying:

‘TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR EYES, MY DEAR, FOR BEFORE THEY WERE YOURS, THEY WERE MINE.’

JOKES

THE NET


YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN INTERNET JUNKIE WHEN……..

# When asked to write your address, your answer begins with http://
# Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
# You chat with your fingers , not your mouth.
# You use Netscape 4.72, & you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
# You know the difference between java & javascript.
# Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
# On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone no.
# You find yourself typing ‘com’ after every period when using a word processor.com
# You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again.
# You can perfectly imitate the sound patterd of your modem connecting to your ISP.
# You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than J.
# You are told about a new programme, & you are disappointed to find that it is a TV programme.
# Not only do you check youe e-mail more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.



TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU’VE OVERDOSED ON THE WORLD WIDE
WEB

# Your opening line is : “So, what’s your homepage address?”
# You see a beautiful sunset, & you half-expect to see “Enhanced for Netscape 4.0” on one of the clouds.
# You are overcome with disbelief, anger, & finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a webpage with no links.
# You left driven to consult the “Cool Page of the Day” on your wedding day.
# Your bookmark takes 15 mins. to scroll from top to bottom.
# You are driving on a dark & rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff & certain death, & you desperately look for the “Back” button.
# You visit “The really big button that doesn’t do anything” again & again & again.
# Your dog has his own webpage.
# So does your hamster.
# When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
YOU MIGHT BE an ISP if…….

# You know 56k means ‘reliable 33.6’ & 33.6 means ‘reliable 28.8’ & so forth.
# You know the win98 setup wizard by heart & can walk a user through it without even interrupting your Quake/ MUD /IRC session to do so.
# You know where the email settings are in internet Mail, Outlook Express, Pegasus, Eudora, Netscape Mail, Messenger Mailbox, & you don’t use any of those programs for personal use.
# You maintain more than four websites & do not have time for a personal web page.
# You know what TCP/ IP stands for, not to mention DNS, HTTP, SNMP, BGP, OSPF, & DUN. You like acronyms.
# You know more IP addresses than phone no. Sometimes you just find it easier to type the dotted quad.
# You know more phone no. to modem banks than you know phone no. to people.
# You can name two web browsers other than Netscape or Microsoft’s.
# You loathe the dancing baby & other large file attachments sent through email to unsuspecting users who can’t pick them up off the server & then have to call & whine that their email doesn’t work anymore.
# You despise Microsoft FrontPage as a web-editing tool & as extensions to your web server.
# You can answer the question ‘is the internet broken’ without laughing.

Funny Sms

# Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.

# When You give your heart When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, coz broken hearts has never spare parts. Write on Bricks.

# One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life. You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

# In my life I learned how to love to smile to be happy to be strong to work hard to be honest to be faithful to forgive but I couldn't learn how to stop remembering you.

# if one day u feel like crying. CALL ME i don't promise u that. i will make u laugh but i can cry with u if one day u want 2 run away. don't b afraid to call me. i don't promise 2 ask u 2 stop but I can run with u if one day u don't want 2 listen ANY BODY! call me and.... i promise 2 b very quiet but.... if one day u call & there is no answer.. come fast 2 see me... perhaps I need u..

# system of love Jan-ROSE, Feb-PROPOSE, Mar-GIFT, Apri-LIFT, May-CHATING, June-DATING, July-Miss U, Aug-MEET U, Sep-ANGER, Oct-DANGER, Nov-LEFT, Dec-NEXT...

# 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don't have 2 bother about missed calls..
4. Don't have to worry about how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don't have 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

# Keep.....................IN TOUCH WITH ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!

# positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly



SNOW WHITE AND THE 7 DWARFS


Snow White lives with a beautiful Queen. The Queen has a magic mirror. The Queen likes to look in her magic mirror. She says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, “You are the fairest,” and the Queen is pleased.

One day the Queen looks into her magic mirror and says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, ”Snow White is the fairest.”

The Queen is angry. She says to a man, ”Go with Snow White and kill her."

Snow White and the man go off into the forest. Snow White says, “Please do not kill me I will make my home here in the forest. You can say that you killed me. I will not go home to the Queen”

“Of you go then,” says the man. Snow White goes off into the forest. She sees a little white house. She stops to look at it.

Snow White looks into the little house. No one is at home. She goes in. All the things in the house are little. Snow White gets into one of the little beds.

Some dwarfs live in the little house. They come home and see Snow White in bed. “Who I s this girl?” they say.

Snow White gets up. She sees the dwarfs. “Please help me” she says. “The Queen wants to kill me.” “You can live here with us,” say the dwarfs. Snow White thanks the dwarfs.

The dwarfs go off into the forest to work, and Snow White works in the house all day.

One day the Queen looks into her magic mirror and says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?”

The mirror says, “Snow White is the fairest.” “What?” says the Queen. “Snow White is not here. She is dead.” “No,” says the mirror. “Snow White is not dead. She lives with some dwarfs in a little white house in the forest.”

The Queen is angry. “I have to kill Snow White,” she says. She gets some apples. One of the apples is big and red. The Queen puts poison on the big red apple.

The Queen puts on her black cloak. She goes to look for Snow White. She comes to the little white house and says, “Can I come in?”

Snow White looks to see who is there. The Queen says, “Here is a big red apple for you.” She gives Snow White the apple with poison on it.

Snow White likes apples. She thanks the Queen and has one bite of the apple. Then she falls down as if she is dead. The Queen is pleased.

The Queen goes home and looks in her magic mirror. She says, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?” “You are the fairest,” says the mirror.

The dwarf come home and think that Snow White is dead. “What can we do?” they say.
A Prince comes to the house. He sees Snow White and stops to look at her. “What a beautiful girl” he says. He picks Snow White up, and the piece of poisoned apple falls from her mouth. Snow White looks at the Prince.

The Prince says to Snow White, “Please marry me.” “Yes” says Snow White. She thanks the dwarfs, and then she goes away with the Prince.

The Queen says to her magic mirror, “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of us all?” “Snow White is the fairest, and she is going to marry the Prince,” says the mirror. The Queen is so angry that she falls down dead.

Snow White and the Prince get married. Everyone is very happy.

MOTTO : BE HAPPY WHAT YOU HAVE

Wise Sms

# What touches us the most is... Being hurt by some1 U Trust A Lot... .... OR .... Being Trusted by some1 U have Hurt a Lot

# Coincidence decides whom U meet in life, Ur heart decides whom U want to stay in ur life. Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life

# Don’t take life too SERIOUSLY, Always find time to LAUGH... Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur LIFE, But adds more life to ur Years

# The happiest people don't have EVERYTHING in life. They just make the BEST of everything that life brings their way

# DREAM makes all things possible. HOPES makes all things work. LOVE makes all above possible so always SMILE!

# Care is the sweetest form of Love, so when any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"

# Life is only traveled ONCE, Today's MOMENT becomes TOMORROW's MEMORY. Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.

# Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it. Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE. Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !

# Life ends when you stop DREAMING, Hope ends when you stop BELIEVING and Love ends when you stop CARING. So Dream, Hope and Love...Makes Life Beautiful

# Don`t hurt anyone! It only takes few seconds to HURT people you love and it takes years to HEAL.

# It takes years to BUILD Trust but few seconds to DESTROY it

# The Fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the Goodness of a person spreads in all directions

# When the creature creates the human same, his Structure, Blood, Mind, Kind Thinking for others. Then only our politicians divide us only for their own benefits, governments to get the power . We think all human beings are same then why we are separate from other nations.

# Life gives in 3ways :
It says yes and gives u what u Want;
Says no and gives u something Better;
It says wait and gives u the Best.

# Rules of Life :
Assume Nothing,
Expect Little,
Do More,
Demand Less,
Smile Often,
Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,
Pray Always,
Cry Once for missing me everyday.

# Enjoy your life TODAY Because YESTERDAY Has Gone and TOMORROW may never come.

# Kindness in words creates CONFIDENCE,Kindness in thinking creates PROFOUNDNESS,Kindness in giving creates LOVE.

# To love is Nothing,To be loved is Something,To love and be loved is Everything

# The most Selfish one letter word..........."I" -- Avoid it.
The most Satisfying two-letter word........"WE" -- Use it
The most Poisonous three-letter word......."EGO" -- Kill it.
The most Used four-letter word........"LOVE" -- Value it.
The most Pleasing five-letter word......."SMILE" -- Keep it.
The fastest Spreading six-letter word......"RUMOUR" -- Ignore it.
The hardest Working seven-letter word....."SUCCESS" -- Achieve it.
The most Enviable eight-letter word......."JEALOUSY" -- Distance it.
The most Powerful nine-letter word......."KNOWLEDGE" -- Acquire it. The most Essential ten-letter word......"CONFIDENCE" -- Trust it

# May U find hundreds of reasons to smile today andMay U be the reason for someone else to smile always Have a nice day.....

# Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow. Have a Great Day

# Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

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